wolfwood

Probably more than you want to know

So today I was shelving nonfiction at work and I came across one of the numerous "analyzation of Harry Potter books" books. It had an index so naturally I looked up slash, but that wasn't there But they had a ton of stuff on Snape. In one part they were talking about how he's the total stereotypical characterization of the Jew, and while it's really obvious now, I'd never thought about that before. I have jew fetish, so that makes him like 205329039430923590 times sexier now. Some people like blondes, some people like asian women; I like jews. I can't really explain it, but there really isn't more you can say about a fetish than that you really, really like it. So then the rest of the time I'm at work I'm shelving books with this stupid grin on my face thinking about dirty, greasy jews and Snape because bad hygiene is sexy. Not that anyone here will ever see me except fallenicarus because she lives in Madison, but if you ever see me walking down the street and I'm smiling, there's a 99% chance I'm thinking about sex, because that's the only thing I smile about.