wolfmystique

Getting ready for my parents to come visit in a couple weeks so I decided to make a list

- get rid of porn which is scattered among my movies last count 59
- Hide naked pics of myself on computer
-burn rest of porn on my computer
- take back collection of wine and beer bottles
- Put away pipe, weed, and hash
- get rid of lesbian erotica on the coffee table (yes that is really what I put on the coffee table for guests)
- get rid of xmas tree in yard
and the list goes on needless to say I am covering up my many perversions and pastimes

hope I dont forget anything. last year when I went to visit my parents mom decided to make my bed and found a vibrator, she was pretty weirded out but decided not to make my bed the rest of the trip.