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I have the opportunity to get tattooed but I'm so cold and can't say I'm up for it today. I never thought there'd come a day where I would pass on a tattoo...
I'm supposed to get the Evil Monkey from Family Guy. First, i can't find a place for it where it won't mess up other plans and second, the artist wants to do...
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Holy shitballs, batman. It's FUCKING COLD and it's only just begun...
Months of misery with no end in sight.
I was born in the wrong place, I'm certain. I should'a been born where clothing is optional and bare feet are standard.
Let the complaining commence.

Hunting season started in my area today and my new house is prime spot for deer. They can't come onto my property, but I see them parked near me and running around in their orange vests. I'm not against hunting personally, just a little bothered by hearing gunshots outside my back door! Ahhh, the things I have to put up with to live where I...
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I should stop posting when drinking.
I got online this morning to find a drunken rant about porn all over my social networks. I'm so predictable!

But I got good use from my red rubber bed sheets last night

In need of a sugar daddy...or a winning lottery ticket...or just a gift card? Oh, fuck it, who am I kidding, I'd be happy finding a dollar bill in the laundry!
But all in all...I love my life.
I spent all morning up until around noon thinking it was Friday already. What a pleasant surprise to find it's only Thursday! I still have another day...
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It's flippin' windy outside today and fucking cold, to boot!
I'm in a great mood, despite the weather and I think I'mma go get a cold beer for lunch.

I got a new vibrator AND all new porn!!!! I've had a wonderful couple of days And my GF got to watch....

Oh, sweet Jesus, indeed!

Sometimes, you just can't win. Today is one of those days.

Natalie Cole was on The View this week, getting public sympathy for being an admitted heroin JUNKIE, receiving a transplant because she contracted Hep C because she was a JUNKIE and then had the audacity to answer Joy Behar's question "how can someone contract Hep C?" with a one word answer: "tattoos". Perhaps, Natalie, if you weren't getting a tattoo from some jackass in your...
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