Okay...embarrassing story of the day....
So a couple of months ago I was training one of my fitness clients, whilst showing her how to perform a lunge there was an almighty rip coming from the general direction of my arse....I'd split my training bottoms wide open. Hahaha, pretty funny at the time really, red cheeks (harhar) but I get on really well with rosie so we both had a laugh about it....
Fastforward to today....this morning....on my way to this new posh gym I just joined...never been before....
I took the last 3 or 4 months off training myself...had clients, but didn't bother doing anything for myself...basically just spent the whole time drinking and smoking.
It does you good to have a bit of down time if you ask me.
However the light workouts that I did for myself last week showed me that it was time to get my arse back in gear, quit the cigs and stop drinking anything that isn't nailed down...besides, I'm horny and its been 4 months since I split up with liz. Not a big fan of one-nighters...and haven't wanted to see anyone else....so there ya go.
So anyway...rock up to this swanky gym, get changed and go out and do my thing...it's a really cool place....everyones really relaxed....no meat heads....and loads of fit birds. I'm doing my thing and spot a few of the lasses looking my way...checking my arse out...thats good news, I like my arse, I consider a bit of an asset when it comes to catching a womans glance...finish my workout, go for a shower, take my kit off....folding my gym bottoms.....no arse....there's no arse in my gym bottoms....I'd brought the fuckers that I split a couple of months ago hahahahahahaha. Oh the shame.
Got my chest waxed today....well, my whole upper body....my back is fine, nice and smooth...but I've got a hairy front half....not massive hairy...not a rug, but enough. To be totally honest I'm at a bit of a loss to explain why I did it - get waxed I mean....never had it done before. I didn't think it hurt all that much to be honest...I mean, I'm not one of those guys who're all bravado and say it doesn't hurt when it does....my tattoo fucking hurt...it really did fucking hurt...but this waxing business was quite fun hahahahaha. Although to be fair....it bloody stings a bit now...I wish I had some soothing ointment to rub in.
Anyway....I don't really know what to make of it all, I've had a hary chest since I was about 12....I'm not wearing a shirt and keep looking down at myself getting shocked and thinking "who the hells *that*".
I'm not really sure why I just told you all that....I sat down to write about the fantastic 4 and harry potter....hahahaha ah well...
Anyway...I hope you're all good. Thanks for all your lovely messages...
love
Witness01
So a couple of months ago I was training one of my fitness clients, whilst showing her how to perform a lunge there was an almighty rip coming from the general direction of my arse....I'd split my training bottoms wide open. Hahaha, pretty funny at the time really, red cheeks (harhar) but I get on really well with rosie so we both had a laugh about it....
Fastforward to today....this morning....on my way to this new posh gym I just joined...never been before....
I took the last 3 or 4 months off training myself...had clients, but didn't bother doing anything for myself...basically just spent the whole time drinking and smoking.
It does you good to have a bit of down time if you ask me.
However the light workouts that I did for myself last week showed me that it was time to get my arse back in gear, quit the cigs and stop drinking anything that isn't nailed down...besides, I'm horny and its been 4 months since I split up with liz. Not a big fan of one-nighters...and haven't wanted to see anyone else....so there ya go.
So anyway...rock up to this swanky gym, get changed and go out and do my thing...it's a really cool place....everyones really relaxed....no meat heads....and loads of fit birds. I'm doing my thing and spot a few of the lasses looking my way...checking my arse out...thats good news, I like my arse, I consider a bit of an asset when it comes to catching a womans glance...finish my workout, go for a shower, take my kit off....folding my gym bottoms.....no arse....there's no arse in my gym bottoms....I'd brought the fuckers that I split a couple of months ago hahahahahahaha. Oh the shame.
Got my chest waxed today....well, my whole upper body....my back is fine, nice and smooth...but I've got a hairy front half....not massive hairy...not a rug, but enough. To be totally honest I'm at a bit of a loss to explain why I did it - get waxed I mean....never had it done before. I didn't think it hurt all that much to be honest...I mean, I'm not one of those guys who're all bravado and say it doesn't hurt when it does....my tattoo fucking hurt...it really did fucking hurt...but this waxing business was quite fun hahahahaha. Although to be fair....it bloody stings a bit now...I wish I had some soothing ointment to rub in.
Anyway....I don't really know what to make of it all, I've had a hary chest since I was about 12....I'm not wearing a shirt and keep looking down at myself getting shocked and thinking "who the hells *that*".
I'm not really sure why I just told you all that....I sat down to write about the fantastic 4 and harry potter....hahahaha ah well...
Anyway...I hope you're all good. Thanks for all your lovely messages...
love
Witness01
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You should deffinately play arcanum.. I think it's the best RPG game I've come across to be honest, have to get into it but once you get past the first little bit it gets more and more in depth.
Not got overly much planned for the birthday so far other than drinks with friends at the local pub then going home and getting intoxicated with various things.. main celebration will be in September, lack of funds at the mo.
There isn't anything like the feel of bare flesh in the rain really..
Dads can suck..
How are you anyways? x