Fucking hell! Guildfords packed today! It's mothers day tomorrow so everyone running around trying to find something - anything. I'm no different like, CD this year though....last year I bought some roses and then sat on the train with them for 2 hours...and then had to get the ferry...by the time my mam got them it was more a bunch of stems than roses. "A bunch of stems" my old mam said, her eyes misting and her arthritic talons clasping them to her bosum, "my favourite"....and the scary thing is that she bloody meant it too....at times like that you get the feeling that you could take a dump in the middle of her living room and she'd brag about it to her friends.
Aye, good old mam....heart of gold...in some ways it'll be a shame to have her stuck in a home...
Aye, good old mam....heart of gold...in some ways it'll be a shame to have her stuck in a home...
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Um... 'arthritic talons' made me laugh but thats not a very nice way to speak and your mother!