I love dinosaurs.
I collect them.
Well, things with Dinosaurs on them.
Especially Sue.
If I get married,
I am going to be married at the LaBrea Tar Pits.
I've already arranged it.
yes Yes YES!
I even wanted to go to school for Dinosaurs.
You probably did too.
But I don't have the right head
for all the carbon dating math stuff plus,
it was deemed "unpractical" by the Higher-Ups.
And you KNOW how that goes.
So now I just drink a lot.
I collect them.
Well, things with Dinosaurs on them.
Especially Sue.
If I get married,
I am going to be married at the LaBrea Tar Pits.
I've already arranged it.
I even wanted to go to school for Dinosaurs.
You probably did too.
But I don't have the right head
for all the carbon dating math stuff plus,
it was deemed "unpractical" by the Higher-Ups.
And you KNOW how that goes.
So now I just drink a lot.