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Thursday Sep 22, 2005

Sep 22, 2005
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So um, been a while.

The Marine corps sent my 84 year old grandmother who has bronchitis and emphezema so bad she can barely stand a recruiting letter this week. Apparently they need people with her grasp of the arabic language. They must be getting pretty fucking desperate, cause I would be suprised if she had ever heard a complete sentance in arabic, much less spoken one. I told her that we would fill it out and send it in, then the military could pay her healthcare bills. They might not take her though. Her marksmanship is terrible.

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