Here I am, twenty minutes into my fourteen hour shift guarding the parking lot.
***Later that day***
Well, finally at the end of what turned out to be a fifteen and a half hour shift. first thing I did when I got home was to get my tub of aloe and put it in the freezer. My fucking sunblock quit around ten o'clock. I am sizzeled like a sausage.
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***Later that day***
Well, finally at the end of what turned out to be a fifteen and a half hour shift. first thing I did when I got home was to get my tub of aloe and put it in the freezer. My fucking sunblock quit around ten o'clock. I am sizzeled like a sausage.
![eeek](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/eek.c88c4a705be2.gif)
I ask because I can't eat pie