Update!
I died in the tornado, and am now in the GREAT BEYOND!!!!
Unfortunately, it isn't really that great.
The afterlife is depressingly similar to the otherlife, except that bourbon is slightly cheaper here, and porn is much tamer. But hey, as long as they have internet, it's not all bad!
I died in the tornado, and am now in the GREAT BEYOND!!!!
![skull](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/skull.4242d54c7e24.gif)
![skull](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/skull.4242d54c7e24.gif)
![skull](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/skull.4242d54c7e24.gif)
Unfortunately, it isn't really that great.
The afterlife is depressingly similar to the otherlife, except that bourbon is slightly cheaper here, and porn is much tamer. But hey, as long as they have internet, it's not all bad!