witchhunter

All I need to know in life, I learned in kindergarden:

1.If you share something, theres only half as much for you.

2.If people think you are a little bit "off" you can peer under the door to the girl's bathroom with impunity.

3.While other people are napping, eat their lunches.

4.When they wake up, offer to share your lunch with them. This will make you beloved by all.

5.If you are beloved by all, you can peer under the door to the girl's bathroom with impunity.

6.If someone else doesn't give you what you want, hurt yourself and make it look like they did it. You will never be deprived again.


more to come...