Its a beautiful day outside!
Ummm...
Just thought I'd throw up a weather update, since I haven't posted recently.
Other than the weather, life seems to be progressing normally, nothing super good has happened, but nothing horrible has occured either.
On the work front, I recently discovered exactly how much crap a diseased, corpulent 440 pound man can hold when he suddenly ceased to hold most of it.
Luckily, I was standing well out of the splash range when he erupted. Not all of my co-workers were lucky though.
Also, just a tip for everyone out there.
If, in the process of your transformation into a land whale, you become so fat that your pubic fat pad absorbs your penis entirely, perhaps you should take that as a sign that you need to go on a diet, or get lipo or something.
It makes it nearly impossible to insert a catheter in a guy when he no longer has an external penis.
Ummm...
Just thought I'd throw up a weather update, since I haven't posted recently.
Other than the weather, life seems to be progressing normally, nothing super good has happened, but nothing horrible has occured either.
On the work front, I recently discovered exactly how much crap a diseased, corpulent 440 pound man can hold when he suddenly ceased to hold most of it.
Luckily, I was standing well out of the splash range when he erupted. Not all of my co-workers were lucky though.
Also, just a tip for everyone out there.
If, in the process of your transformation into a land whale, you become so fat that your pubic fat pad absorbs your penis entirely, perhaps you should take that as a sign that you need to go on a diet, or get lipo or something.
It makes it nearly impossible to insert a catheter in a guy when he no longer has an external penis.