so, um baby squirrel=baby chipmunk!! durh!! i ride the short bus!!
i took him to a wildlife rescue run by some nice lady named Sandie. she's been running it for 30 years now! *gasp* that's longer than God! j/k to all my *older* friends...the older the wine the better the taste, no?
anyway, i got to pet some neat-o birds of prey; 1 screech owl, 1 reddish colored one(cannot remember wtf it was called), 1 red-tailed hawk, 1 bald eagle, and 1 heron(i think that's what the thingie's called). they were all soooo cute!!
apparently joining myspace means that if you don't check your e-mail for two days, you come back to 713 fucking emails! i was all WTF mate?!!? they were ALL automatic notifications of people wanting to be my friends. fuck-beans man! it took 4-EVER to get rid of that shit! i must find a way to tell myspace, um,yeah, no spamming my goddamn email woman!!!
it's raining today. me=happy. rain is the fuel of my romantic soul. ahhh, tastes good! so good makes you wanna slap yo' mama! sorry, i'm being a goob again.
well, that's a long enough update for now! ttyl boils and ghouls!
love and ass-grabbery,
Teh Witchbaby
almost forgot!! torture! daily wenches!!
My Pokemon Brings all the nerds to the yard.....oh how i laugh and sing it at work!!
i know y'all love this shit!
i took him to a wildlife rescue run by some nice lady named Sandie. she's been running it for 30 years now! *gasp* that's longer than God! j/k to all my *older* friends...the older the wine the better the taste, no?
anyway, i got to pet some neat-o birds of prey; 1 screech owl, 1 reddish colored one(cannot remember wtf it was called), 1 red-tailed hawk, 1 bald eagle, and 1 heron(i think that's what the thingie's called). they were all soooo cute!!
apparently joining myspace means that if you don't check your e-mail for two days, you come back to 713 fucking emails! i was all WTF mate?!!? they were ALL automatic notifications of people wanting to be my friends. fuck-beans man! it took 4-EVER to get rid of that shit! i must find a way to tell myspace, um,yeah, no spamming my goddamn email woman!!!
it's raining today. me=happy. rain is the fuel of my romantic soul. ahhh, tastes good! so good makes you wanna slap yo' mama! sorry, i'm being a goob again.
well, that's a long enough update for now! ttyl boils and ghouls!
love and ass-grabbery,
Teh Witchbaby
almost forgot!! torture! daily wenches!!
My Pokemon Brings all the nerds to the yard.....oh how i laugh and sing it at work!!
i know y'all love this shit!
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im betting most of it is horny men wanting to do you.
shhh... dont tell anyone, but once i created a fake account, because i was curious. i took some no name model's pictures and made a fake personality around it. i put it up on myspace... got on that cool people list... and within a week i had over 700 friends... it was crazy. lol. i deleted it after a few weeks though. tooooo many horny guys out there....
and ducati!? you know of ducati....
you will be mine.... muahhaha. j/k
ducati is another dream bike of mine. lol. i just love that whole cruser look