witchbaby83

Here's a survey. Just take it and stfu. Here; I'll even answer myself too.


1. What's your favorite ice cream? Hagen-Daz coffee flavor.
2. Who do you want to kill most in this world? (C'mon! We all have at least one person!) My ex-stepdad.
3. How many people have you had sex with in your life thus far? 4.
4. Have you ever been in love? Yes, twice.
5. Have you kissed a member of the same sex before? Oh hell yes!
6. Have you ever had sex with more than one other person at the same time? In my head...
7. Do you like sex? Eh. It's so-so.
8. How often do you have sex with yourself? Often. Very often.
9. Would you rather die of suffocation, or drowning? Drowning.
10. What's your worst childhood memory? Being beaten by my stepdad and watching him beat my mother.
11. What's your best childhood memory? The day I figured out how to fly.
12. What's your favorite smell? The smell of the one I'm in love with. That or clean socks, fresh out of the dryer.
13. Favorite food? Sushi!!!!
14. Would you rather be raped, or rape someone? Be raped. I wouldn't want to put someone else through that.
15. Favorite movie? Ack! Foiled by my own question! Um...The Sound of Music.
16. Favorite band? NIN or Tool.
17. Favorite sexual position? Doggie style and missionary.
18. Who is worse; Barbara Streisand or Mariah Carrey? Mariah.
19. Did you vote Carrie or Bush? Bush. J/K!
20. If you answered Bush to the above question, are you retarded? lol.
21. What is your religious standing, if any? Druid baby.
22. Do you prefer a shower or a bath? Shower.
23. What's your favorite sound? High heels on a hardfloor.
24. What's your favorite color? Blood red.
25. What's your dream car? a new beetle in dark blue or green.
26. What's your poison? Baileys on the rocks.
27. What annoys you most in this world? (If you answer "stupid surveys" I swear to God...) People who whine and do nothing about their problem.
28. Would you rather be deaf or blind? Sometimes deaf sometimes blind. But I suppose deaf moreso.
29. Kitties or puppies? KITTIES!!!
30. Have you ever been pooed on? by animals...lol.
31. What can't you stand in a romantic partner? Arrogance and lack of spontaneity.
32. What's would your ideal mate entail? Someone who adores me and makes me feel sexy. Dark eyes, dark hair, and an open mind.
33. Who's your favorite super hero? Aw shit. Um...I guess it'd have to be Phoenix. I just love Jean Grey.
34. If you could have any super power, what would it be? Regenerative healing like Wolverine.
35. Do you like fondue? I do.
36. What's your favorite tv show? (Does not have to be currently on the air) Northern Exposure and Buffy. (Shut up!)
37. What was your favorite book as a child? Sam Bangs and Moonshine or The Pokey Little Puppy.
38. Who's your favorite author? Aw shit. Mercedes Lackey and Francesca Lia Block.
39. What did you want to be when you grew up? An archaeologist.
40. If pressed, what would you classify yourself as? (ie: Nerd, jock, Goth, Punk, etc.) Nerd with a hint of emo.
41. Do you like bamboo shoots? Hells yeah! Really good in Hot n' sour soup!
42. What's the worst thing that ever happened to you? Abuse.
43. What's the best thing that ever happened to you? Love.
44. Shaken, or stirred? Shaken.
45. Anal on the first date? Nah.
46. Have you ever been arrested? If so, for what? Nope.
47. Have you ever caught your parents "in the act"? Unfortunately...
48. If you answered yes to the above, I'm very very sorry. (Unless you like that sort of thing..)
49. Vegan, vegetarian, omnivore, or carnivore? Omnivore.
50. Do you enjoy giving oral pleasure? Depends on who I'm giving it to. On the whole, yes.
51. Drugs? What kind? Not anymore.
52. High school- was it good or bad for you? Very good!
53. Do you enjoy educational things, ie: school or educational books? Hells yes!!!
54. Are you a "math person" or an "english person"? English person. Math is the devil's work.
55. What is your max kink factor? Tie me up, spank me, and drip hot wax all over me!
56. Do you believe in Government conspiracy theory? Of course! Don't you?!?!?
57. Do you believe in extra-terrestrial life? yep.
58. Would you rather die in an earthquake (being crushed to death) or a volcano (burnt alive)? Volcano.
59. Were the 80's a good thing or a bad thing? Like, totally good!
60. How many sex toys do you own? (Be honest!) Just one. Two if you count my hand.
61. What's your favorite kind of porn? Girl on girl and dp baby!!
62. Where would you most like to visit in the world? Ireland.
63. Do you prefer rainy/gloomy days, or sunny days? Rainy days all the way.
64. Have you ever taken naked pictures of yourself and sent/gave them to someone? yes.
65. If someone wanted you to pee on them, would you? If I loved them enough...
66. Would you let someone pee on you? Hells no!!
67. In your opinion, what's the best video game ever? Silent Hill.
68. Have you ever cross-dressed? But of course!
69. Have you ever had the honor of a 69? But of course!
70. What's the most violent thing you've ever done? Beaten the snot out of this kid who was buggin me. He had it comin'!
71. Where were you born? San Francisco.
72. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My body.
73. Star Trek or Star Wars? Star Trek. Jean Luc is hot.
74. DC or Marvel? Marvel.
75. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? Harry Potter.
76. Cybersex or Phonesex? Cyber.
77. Luis Royo or Brom? Brom.
78. Favorite artist (not talking music here people)? Difficult to say here; I suppose Klimt or Waterhouse.
79. Favorite horror movie bad guy? Vincent Price is soo good!
80. Favorite word? cottonheadedninnymuggins.