I stole this survey from Lilamay. It seemed pretty morbid, so I naturally had an interest in it.....
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Every time.
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
....hmm....I'M THINKING, I'M THINKING!...
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Valium, all the way baby. I want that shit to be painless and I want to go down in a blaze of dreaming.
{4} shot or stabbed?
Shot would be a nice change of pace. Haven't had that one before.
{5} Asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
Exsanguinated...?? >>blink blink<< that's a big word that I don't feel like looking up right now...Holiday break laziness and all that.
{6} drowned or buried alive?
Definitely drowned. I've drowned a few times before and it scares the shit out of me, but at least you get that calm feeling for a few seconds before you die.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Blunt force trauma. Somehow it seems more dignified.
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
Poison is rather painful I hear, so, again, it'd have to be the Valium o.d.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking away at you
Rats or ants would be good. At least that way I'd be contributing to the food chain in a more important way.
{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Overdose seems like a good way to go, though not so good at the infamy-building legacy I'd like to leave behind. I guess I'd have to go with getting eaten by rats or ants. Let's face it, it doesn't happen all that often these days.
{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
All of them.
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
I'd rather be killed intentionally. I mean, if it's by accident I'd feel badly that some person has to live with having killed me without meaning to for the rest of their life.
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Oooh. Now that's a toughy. I suppose it would depend on how the serial killer kills me, but I suppose I'd have to go with serial killer. I mean, if it's a hitman, they usually cover their tracks pretty well and then everyone would think that I just died like some dumbshit in the shower or fell off a ledge or some lame-ass crap like that. At least with a serial killer there'd be press-coverage.
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Dude. plane crash all the way. I mean, let's face it, that's just more fun because if you live to the point after the plane starts plummeting toward the ground or ocean or whathaveyou, at least you'll be able to "fly" for a while before you bite the big one.
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
Away from home. I don't want to scar anyone for life by coming home to my ass splattered on the wall.
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep. I don't want to see it coming or have time to react.
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
A stalker. There's a certain element of violation that just tickles me about that...
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
I want a viking funeral. Nothing else will do and I'll sooo come back and haunt whoever's ass that didn't take care of my body properly.
{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church -
Fuck church. Who said I wanted my funeral at a church?
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
A bunch of Celtic music and then at the end I'd want them to bust out with the safety dance, just for shits and giggles because, well, knowing me, I probably died doing something stupid or falling off of something. I'm really klutzy like that.
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
Birthday suit and a shroud of linen.
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Whoever could handle such a task.
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Yes. If anyone should want to give me one last ride, go for it. I'm not gonna know, I'm dead. Besides, that way I can say that I got some even in the afterlife.
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or rememberd and hated?
Remembered and hated. Look at Hitler; he's my hero! (Not really, I'm just being a silly little girl. Hitler was a naughty naughty man).
{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Do I really have to choose between those two? I mean, that sucks major ass. I guess it'd have to be die alone. I don't want someone to feel that kind of despair. (Does that make me sound like a total ego-maniac?)
Well, that's it for the questionaire! I had fun, didn't you? See you next time kiddies!!
love and cannabalism,
Teh Witchbaby
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Every time.
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
....hmm....I'M THINKING, I'M THINKING!...
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Valium, all the way baby. I want that shit to be painless and I want to go down in a blaze of dreaming.
{4} shot or stabbed?
Shot would be a nice change of pace. Haven't had that one before.
{5} Asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
Exsanguinated...?? >>blink blink<< that's a big word that I don't feel like looking up right now...Holiday break laziness and all that.
{6} drowned or buried alive?
Definitely drowned. I've drowned a few times before and it scares the shit out of me, but at least you get that calm feeling for a few seconds before you die.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Blunt force trauma. Somehow it seems more dignified.
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
Poison is rather painful I hear, so, again, it'd have to be the Valium o.d.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking away at you
Rats or ants would be good. At least that way I'd be contributing to the food chain in a more important way.
{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Overdose seems like a good way to go, though not so good at the infamy-building legacy I'd like to leave behind. I guess I'd have to go with getting eaten by rats or ants. Let's face it, it doesn't happen all that often these days.
{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
All of them.
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
I'd rather be killed intentionally. I mean, if it's by accident I'd feel badly that some person has to live with having killed me without meaning to for the rest of their life.
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Oooh. Now that's a toughy. I suppose it would depend on how the serial killer kills me, but I suppose I'd have to go with serial killer. I mean, if it's a hitman, they usually cover their tracks pretty well and then everyone would think that I just died like some dumbshit in the shower or fell off a ledge or some lame-ass crap like that. At least with a serial killer there'd be press-coverage.
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Dude. plane crash all the way. I mean, let's face it, that's just more fun because if you live to the point after the plane starts plummeting toward the ground or ocean or whathaveyou, at least you'll be able to "fly" for a while before you bite the big one.
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
Away from home. I don't want to scar anyone for life by coming home to my ass splattered on the wall.
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep. I don't want to see it coming or have time to react.
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
A stalker. There's a certain element of violation that just tickles me about that...
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
I want a viking funeral. Nothing else will do and I'll sooo come back and haunt whoever's ass that didn't take care of my body properly.
{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church -
Fuck church. Who said I wanted my funeral at a church?
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
A bunch of Celtic music and then at the end I'd want them to bust out with the safety dance, just for shits and giggles because, well, knowing me, I probably died doing something stupid or falling off of something. I'm really klutzy like that.
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
Birthday suit and a shroud of linen.
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Whoever could handle such a task.
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Yes. If anyone should want to give me one last ride, go for it. I'm not gonna know, I'm dead. Besides, that way I can say that I got some even in the afterlife.
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or rememberd and hated?
Remembered and hated. Look at Hitler; he's my hero! (Not really, I'm just being a silly little girl. Hitler was a naughty naughty man).
{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Do I really have to choose between those two? I mean, that sucks major ass. I guess it'd have to be die alone. I don't want someone to feel that kind of despair. (Does that make me sound like a total ego-maniac?)
Well, that's it for the questionaire! I had fun, didn't you? See you next time kiddies!!
love and cannabalism,
Teh Witchbaby
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