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Ah, I fell in love for a few moments today.

These wonderful missionaries came to my door and let me tell you, they picked the right boys to come and convince me of anything. Raaawr, total foxes.

Unfortunately they both had wedding bands on, so I decided not to join the church of Latter Day Saints and flirt shamelessly with them instead.

They were so...
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Man. . . I really really really want Cat's stomach. . . . God daaaammmn. You could bounce quarters off of that thing.


*goes and does a few situps*


Ugh, I'm out of shape. I realized that today while running and I felt like I needed a life alert bracelet. I'm going to try to get into better shape before swim suit season is...
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I decided to go swimming for a little bit, seeing as how the house that we are renting has a pool that I never use. . . .and I was in there enjoying my icy laps when I come face to face with a fucking HUGE spider all flailing and trying to stay a float.

Now normally I'm not too scared of spiders, I am...
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Meow Meow Meow


I added some more pictures to my album, no new ones but well. . . ones that are new to you guys.


Hmmm, I think I'll update more later. . .


Ciao!

Look. . .



. . . I updated.




My internet connection is down, except for the occasional spurts given only to tease me.

I keep having these dreams that seem really complex and cool for about the first 15 minutes after I wake up, and then I just realize that they are all fairly retarded

Yay!

Thank you all for your nice comments, that made my day a lot better.

I have nothing really to update about, other than the fact that my internet has been going on and off all day. Since it's on now I thought I would update.

I've had a really crappy day. . . .I'm not going to go into why, but it has been super crappy for a lot of reasons. I'm going to go curl up in a little ball under my bed.





Cheers

Man, getting older blows.

When I was younger I had the kind of race horse metabolism that meant I could be fed chocolate pudding intravenously and still have problems gaining weight. Now my metabolism has hit a brick wall, but my stomach and brain still want to eat like there is no tomorrow.

But well, on the plus side. . . I have boobs now...
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Ugh, why is it that when you finally decide to be serious about losing weight, all of the fatty foods in the world suddenly appear in front of you?

I'm just waiting for the McDonald's french fry blimp to crash in my backyard.

Mmmm french fries. . .

Anyway, other than that things are going good, except I kind of feel sick right now.

I'll...
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I want to call Lindsay Lohan and tell her to lay off the fake tanner.


The best part about this whole thing is that they're real. . . . apperently Nick Carter has been answering every call. What a champ.