Feel good storie of the year
ULTIMATE INSTANT KARMA delt by me and Mt Dew.
It was a couple weeks ago I was with my girl. We were in her home town in Missouri. We were running around town and stopped to get a quick bite. We stopped at the dreaded Taco Bell.
So, with a couple taco's and a Mt Dew the size of my head we were off. At the next stoplight while unwrapping a taco, I saw a couple fighting next to the street. She was holding a small dog. His finger was in her face while he screamed. They looked like they just came from an alice'n'chains concert circa 96 (no offence to alice"n"chains) I was embarassed for the whole state of Missouri.
She cowered and he yelled louder. He pased and struted and acted like an ass. I looked at my girl and said "people are so stupid"
Then he cocked his fist. I guess just to make her flinch. "Fucking ass" came out of my mouth as I reached for the door.
"NO" My girl said in a voice that honestly kinda scared me a little. She hit gas as the light changed. I looked over my shoulder to see him grab the dog and yank it toward the ground and out of her hands. I yelled "STOP"
Laura said "No, Not our business" The last I saw he was waving his arms and she was trying to pick up the dog. She was kind of right and she was trying to keep me out of Jail, her Dad is a city councelman and cares adout reputations.
I calmed down and we drove on to her sister's work. We didn't see her car so we turned around and went back the way we came. We were going like 45-50 down this street when, guess who I saw on foot cursing to himself. Laura was late in picking him up and asked "what are you doing?" as I rolled down the window.
I streeched my arm out the window holding my full large Mt Dew by the lid. With a flick of the wrist it floated outside my window drifting away. It tilted a couple degrees so the bottom lead the attack. I watched it slow motion, it was so clear and peaceful as the rest of the world blurred by. Then as we passed it hit him square in the fucking face. I whipped around, he staggered and dropped to his knees. I yelled, Laura gasped. I felt good for days. Permagrin. Laura laughs about it now.
Chickenshit move maybe. Justice probly. Tell me what you think.
ULTIMATE INSTANT KARMA delt by me and Mt Dew.
It was a couple weeks ago I was with my girl. We were in her home town in Missouri. We were running around town and stopped to get a quick bite. We stopped at the dreaded Taco Bell.
So, with a couple taco's and a Mt Dew the size of my head we were off. At the next stoplight while unwrapping a taco, I saw a couple fighting next to the street. She was holding a small dog. His finger was in her face while he screamed. They looked like they just came from an alice'n'chains concert circa 96 (no offence to alice"n"chains) I was embarassed for the whole state of Missouri.
She cowered and he yelled louder. He pased and struted and acted like an ass. I looked at my girl and said "people are so stupid"
Then he cocked his fist. I guess just to make her flinch. "Fucking ass" came out of my mouth as I reached for the door.
"NO" My girl said in a voice that honestly kinda scared me a little. She hit gas as the light changed. I looked over my shoulder to see him grab the dog and yank it toward the ground and out of her hands. I yelled "STOP"
Laura said "No, Not our business" The last I saw he was waving his arms and she was trying to pick up the dog. She was kind of right and she was trying to keep me out of Jail, her Dad is a city councelman and cares adout reputations.
I calmed down and we drove on to her sister's work. We didn't see her car so we turned around and went back the way we came. We were going like 45-50 down this street when, guess who I saw on foot cursing to himself. Laura was late in picking him up and asked "what are you doing?" as I rolled down the window.
I streeched my arm out the window holding my full large Mt Dew by the lid. With a flick of the wrist it floated outside my window drifting away. It tilted a couple degrees so the bottom lead the attack. I watched it slow motion, it was so clear and peaceful as the rest of the world blurred by. Then as we passed it hit him square in the fucking face. I whipped around, he staggered and dropped to his knees. I yelled, Laura gasped. I felt good for days. Permagrin. Laura laughs about it now.
Chickenshit move maybe. Justice probly. Tell me what you think.
It's too bad about NIN.