I regret to inform you that it is the policy of hugoroark to add someone to their 'friends list' after that person has submitted 3 entries in hugoroarks journal....my records indicate that you have fulfilled this requirement and have been added as such. This friendship is irrevocable and continues through the life of the membership unless provided with a written excuse to be removed signed by a Notary and a licensed psychologist....congratulations.
because they don't have any rulers.