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Ladies and Gentlemen:

I am now recognized by the american heart association as a healthcare provider certified in basic life support.

In the case that you should choke on something, stop breathing, or go into cardiac arrest, you will want me to be nearby.

Thank you, and good night.
crymsen:
Hah, nice. I've always wanted to take a CPR course. This part of a nursing thing?
crispy:
Congratulations!!
That's so weird! I just completed a CPR course about three weeks ago for an upcoming part-time job.

Yay us!!

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crispy:
God, I hate T.O.!
Of course, by "hate" I really mean "wish he were still an Eagle" ... whatever.

Thanks for stopping by! smile
Don't be such a stranger ... feel free to come over any time.
crispy:
I'm going to try this again. The site went all wonky on me last night and ate both attempts at a post. That's what those empty ones up there are ... there's a glitch in the matrix.

Anyhoo ...

I hope you had a great Thanksgiving, beyond the Cowboys kicking ass again.

That game this coming Thursday with the Packers is going to be great ... it's a shame that only 14 people nationwide are going to be able to see it on TV. Thanks, NFL Network!!

Will you guys get an over-the-air feed, or are you also SOL if you don't have NFL Network?

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I'm partying out at Victory Park tonight. What should I wear? I need to make all the boys jealous!
crispy:
Wear that thing.
You know the thing I mean ... the one that looks good on you.

Yeah. That one!
crispy:
So ... did you?
Wear that thing and make all the boys jealous, I mean.
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Girl who sat in front of me at the roller derby tonight:

I have a crush on you.
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wink:
Well, on top of my overwhelmingly low self esteem, she also had her baby and her babydaddy there with her.

I wish I had the guts to say things like that. biggrin
crispy:
Someone as pretty as you has low self-esteem? I don't believe it! wink
She's probably kicking herself for not saying something to you.

FYI - When someone posts in your journal, a reply (if any) should be posted in theirs ... that way they'll be sure to see it!
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The Ten New Commandments:

1) Do not do to others what you would not want them to do to you.

2) In all things, strive to cause no harm.

3) Treat your fellow human beings, your fellow living things, and the world in general with love, honesty, faithfulness and respect.

4) Do not overlook evil or shrink from administering justice, but always be ready to...
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escottie:
7a) Cherish the unknown and that which you do not understand, never giving up the opportunity for child-like wonder in life.

(that's my take, anyway)
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This is a fucking weird week.

My mom is having surgery tomorrow to remove a massive intramedullary spinal tumor tomorrow. Trying to stay positive but its hard not to think about the idea that she may walk into surgery tomorrow... and never walk again.

At this point, they don't know anything except that its there. It could be an astrocytoma (very bad) or it could...
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motobro120:
no it looks really good and im a hairdresser that will not lie.
motobro120:
motobro120@yahoo.com
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Went and saw Joe Rogan tonight at the Improv.

My mouth hurts.

Sup?
crispy:
But are you walking funny today? That's the big question.
wink:
ha!
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I just had one of the most exciting days I've had in a while. Which is not saying a whole lot, but still!

I took a master class with 2 castmembers of Chicago (the musical, not the band), learning a portion of the actual choreography from the show. SQUEE.

Mr. Lenny Daniel and Mr. Christophe Cabellero taught us part of the opening number, "All That...
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I was just running thru the house and my converse all stars failed me when I got to the tile and I...

fell on my face.