Yesterday, the boy and I went on the Cowboys Stadium tour (bought the ticket for cheap with a Groupon). It was actually really awesome.
Sorry, crispy, it looks like I didn't bring my nipples with me on this adventure.
PICTURES!!
The field from the ground level (the actual playing surface sunk into the ground).
I would like these seats please. Nice teevee!! They couldn't show any Cowboys in action on the video board yesterday because of the lock out.
This is the 2nd level of Jerry Jones's suite. That elevator? Goes straight down to the a) locker room and b) the batcave. Seriously, he parks his car in the basement right next to the elevator.
There are cars in the Party Deck. They call it "party" because they're trying to make the people who paid $30 for "party passes" but didn't get seats and aren't able to see the game feel better.
In fact, they'd probably have a better view of the baseball game.
You know, this suite is pretty nice. I'd like these seats, too, please.
This is where they keep the field.
This is where they keep the women.
Field level suites!
My boys!
This is the tunnel the players enter the field from.
They enter through a bar called the Miller Lite Club. Because this is Texas.
Too many pictures? I can't help myself. That was awesome.
Sorry, crispy, it looks like I didn't bring my nipples with me on this adventure.
PICTURES!!
The field from the ground level (the actual playing surface sunk into the ground).
I would like these seats please. Nice teevee!! They couldn't show any Cowboys in action on the video board yesterday because of the lock out.
This is the 2nd level of Jerry Jones's suite. That elevator? Goes straight down to the a) locker room and b) the batcave. Seriously, he parks his car in the basement right next to the elevator.
There are cars in the Party Deck. They call it "party" because they're trying to make the people who paid $30 for "party passes" but didn't get seats and aren't able to see the game feel better.
In fact, they'd probably have a better view of the baseball game.
You know, this suite is pretty nice. I'd like these seats, too, please.
This is where they keep the field.
This is where they keep the women.
Field level suites!
My boys!
This is the tunnel the players enter the field from.
They enter through a bar called the Miller Lite Club. Because this is Texas.
Too many pictures? I can't help myself. That was awesome.
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What an egregiously large tv.
Also:
FUCK THE COWBOYS!!!!