I just spread peanut butter all over my car.
Following the advice of a number of professional detailers, it's apparently the only good way to get rid of the white swirl marks on black plastic trim left by certain kinds of finishing wax, which I had unknowingly applied.
Let me re-iterate. I just spread SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER all over my car.
And you know what?...
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Following the advice of a number of professional detailers, it's apparently the only good way to get rid of the white swirl marks on black plastic trim left by certain kinds of finishing wax, which I had unknowingly applied.
Let me re-iterate. I just spread SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER all over my car.
And you know what?...
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The final and complete word list from a recent game of Freestyle Scrabble between me and three of my friends:
N3RD0S: a breakfast cereal
RiRiRiet
pronounced "ree-yeh") the word that describes what happens when you have multiple letter duplications in a word that are silent (i.e. queue)
Jehown: the past tense verb for when someone has become converted to be a Jehovas witness
Qundt: a...
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N3RD0S: a breakfast cereal
RiRiRiet
pronounced "ree-yeh") the word that describes what happens when you have multiple letter duplications in a word that are silent (i.e. queue)
Jehown: the past tense verb for when someone has become converted to be a Jehovas witness
Qundt: a...
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rxqueen:
yeah, but you feel like more of a nerd doing it when yr walking down bowery, see the actual sign and make the joke out loud. 
haha i'm lame
haha i'm lame
creative_slacker:
ADT: the anti-Bob Barker group, acronym for Animal Testicle Defense I think this is my favorite one. You and your friends are pretty damn cool... that's all I have to say.
So I just met this chick that led a very similar life to mine, but took hers in the opposite direction...
She has had a very sexually active life, whereas I've only been with one girl, ever, she got pregnant at 18, almost married the guy, but got an abortion instead, and just recently broke it off with him, she smokes pot regularly and does...
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She has had a very sexually active life, whereas I've only been with one girl, ever, she got pregnant at 18, almost married the guy, but got an abortion instead, and just recently broke it off with him, she smokes pot regularly and does...
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walkswithbears:
hello,
you posted something in the band tattoo thread about knowing a girl with 'immerse your soul in love' on her, so i just wanted to know if you have any pics or anything, or could describe it (font, etc), as i have an appointment to get the very same thing written on me, and my orginality is now shot!
thanks!
you posted something in the band tattoo thread about knowing a girl with 'immerse your soul in love' on her, so i just wanted to know if you have any pics or anything, or could describe it (font, etc), as i have an appointment to get the very same thing written on me, and my orginality is now shot!
thanks!
jeff_fries:
Note to future people: he has still not updated
I am about to go out with a girl that I met on match.com.
An aging Bostonian recluse... sounds pretty good
This is the strangest feeling in the world... I just wish it would come to me during the day, instead of at night, when it forms a coalition with caffeine to keep me awake. The clash of feelings, really... two pressure systems ramming into one another, causing awesome storms...
Incredible pain, remorse, regret, nostalgia, heartache, heartbreak... all that...
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This is the strangest feeling in the world... I just wish it would come to me during the day, instead of at night, when it forms a coalition with caffeine to keep me awake. The clash of feelings, really... two pressure systems ramming into one another, causing awesome storms...
Incredible pain, remorse, regret, nostalgia, heartache, heartbreak... all that...
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I'm listening to motherfucking ELO, shitbitches.
And thus ends the romance.
*sigh*
We'll see which happens first... total collapse and depression, or mindless casual sexfest.
*sigh*
We'll see which happens first... total collapse and depression, or mindless casual sexfest.
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hellocentral:
those chads can be a bitch. i suggest ditching the whole thing and just being happy. you know how? go buy some really colorful socks. that works for me.
kesey:
Relationships are over-rated anyway. Sexfest is certainly a better aproach than depression, however. Hope it all doesn't hurt that bad.
I've had enough time to stop letting my romantics run my life, and despite my current distaste for practicality and my burning desire to say "fuck reason" and do something absolutely fucking insane, it at least warrants a moment of thought.
I love her. I am deeply, desperately, hopelessly in love with her. No, I will never get over her. yes, she will always be...
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I love her. I am deeply, desperately, hopelessly in love with her. No, I will never get over her. yes, she will always be...
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theangus:
is that shirt on your prof pic real?? if so, where can I get one??? it's fucking hilarious.
theangus:
damn that sucks, I'm working for CBGBs over the summer, and I wanted to walk in with that shirt on. 
Let's do a timeline...
That'll put things into perspective...
Last Sunday: I act like a dick around my girlfriend, feeling like she's not paying attention to me. I go back that night to apologize, and come to find out that we have more problems than it seems. We decide to stay together and work through them, and I come back later that night and spend...
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That'll put things into perspective...
Last Sunday: I act like a dick around my girlfriend, feeling like she's not paying attention to me. I go back that night to apologize, and come to find out that we have more problems than it seems. We decide to stay together and work through them, and I come back later that night and spend...
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acetracer:
That profile pic rocks 
hotcurry:
aw, thanks for the nod in the am I cute thread. 
Know what my kitchen needs? Magnetic fucking letters on the fridge.
But not the neon plastic kind. Designer, stainless steel ones. Or Helvetica.
But not the neon plastic kind. Designer, stainless steel ones. Or Helvetica.
smuffy:
You are so posh.
And thanks for thinking I'm rad!