Wednesday Oct 06, 2004

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I had a hell of a day.

Had breakfast this morning with the lady I've been dating (who called me sweet last time I saw her). She decided to drop the bomb on me with "I don't want to get burned again. I don't want to be a rebound girl. That's a valid fear, right?" This was pretty strange to hear, considering I had never...
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hellocentral:
BOO!!!1
hellocentral:
aww, i'm sorry. thought for sure you heard me sneaking up on you. robot
well, personally, i love your profile picture.

Tuesday Oct 05, 2004

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What does it mean when your date calls you "sweet" and kisses you on the forehead when you drop her off after having a great time?

The way I see it, it's either incredibly good, or heartbreakingly bad...

"you're sweet in that charming way I've always hoped for, and despite the fact that you set my loins aflame, this is only our second date and...
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brite_red_scream:
"Sweet" and a kiss on the forehead? That sux the CaCK! if i wasn't interested enough by the 2nd date...i would just come forth and say it in some nice, appropriate way....but if i was digging the guy...i would definitely not like kiss em on the forehead. I'm not going to assume for any other women though...so i'd just come out and ask em what they think of me...or if i'm just wasting my time....i love to know the truth....brutal honesty always works for me....even if it hurts my heart sometimes...haha...i'm such a sissy girl.
littlequeenie:
more than likely when a date calls you "sweet" and ya get the forhead kiss......it's a big 'ol brush off.

what are you reading right now?
would you please suggest an awesome book that I should read.

Thanx biggrin

Friday Sep 24, 2004

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Fuck yes, I went on a sweet date tonight. And or waitress at The Flying Saucer had an SG pin on her apron.

Fancy that.
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justiceclown:
I'd love to see some ::batts eyelashes:: Sounds intriguing. Myself.. I've been in a slump and havent done too much. I got turned down for a $10000 comission for a snooty town near me to have a public sculpture, and havent done all that much since.
jeff_fries:
Was this a date with that one? ex?

Monday Sep 20, 2004

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The ex calls for ten minutes, says she want to be friends, and that kills my ability to do anything for the rest of the day beyond drinking and smoking.

Fucking incredible.


PS: and being depressed.
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creative_slacker:
Sigh... certain ex-s have a way of disrupting one's life.

Come here, I'll give you a hug and we can smoke clove cigarettes and be elitists together. Fuckers that chew out your heart and then hand it back to you in a plastic baggie saying "oops, here you go, you can have it back now" not even offering another organ in it's place. A heart for a brain...

Heh, tangent sorry.
smuffy:
I must say that I love your new short hair.

looking good boy...looking good...wink

Thursday Sep 16, 2004

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Lesson of the day:

Zebrawood = Instant design badassification tool.
burstandbloom:
you ever been to CBGB
?

i asked some girl wearing a CBGB shirt about it the other night
and she didnt even know where it was right away

sad
apx400:
yes, but it's getting overused

Sunday Sep 12, 2004

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I can't tell how I should feel about it, but Fleetwood Mac's Landslide is probably the most applicable song to this point in my life.

Thursday Sep 02, 2004

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There is almost nothing in the world more annoying to me than someone chewing loudly with their mouth wide open.

This dude, mere FEET away from me is eating a peanut butter sandwich... and SMACKING his fucking mouth.

A second ago, he finished the sandwich, and I thought I could sit here in silence at last.

Of course, then he pulled out a plastic bag...
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smuffy:
not only is this guy rude but he sounds like a fat ass glutton as well. tongue
deviantsunflower:
Hahha, you are hot tempered like myself. I hate smelling PB when someone else is eating it too... don't get me wrong, PB is the greatest when your all hammed!!!!

I was attracted to your pic, crazy CB's fan right here.

*SUNFLOWERCHICK*

Saturday Aug 28, 2004

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A 750 ml bottle of Chimay Grand Reserve has an inordinate amount of alcohol for beer.

Lesson learned...
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smuffy:

I noticed your FACE!

OH BURN!!!!!!



ouch blackeyed

see? I don't miss a thing. tongue
creative_slacker:


Well they have a deal at the liquor store down in the quarter where you buy three beers for 15 bucks, and the glass comes free. It's awesome.

Thursday Aug 26, 2004

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I just spread peanut butter all over my car.

Following the advice of a number of professional detailers, it's apparently the only good way to get rid of the white swirl marks on black plastic trim left by certain kinds of finishing wax, which I had unknowingly applied.

Let me re-iterate. I just spread SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER all over my car.

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creative_slacker:
Yet another great ad campaign for Skippy Penut Butter. (Along with rub on genitalia to remove razor burn -but the makers of Skippy didn't know if that would be a wize marketing tool. Little did they know, but Jiff already ran with the ad slogan, and it's a sure hit.)


And thanks for thinking I'm rad!

Monday Aug 09, 2004

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The final and complete word list from a recent game of Freestyle Scrabble between me and three of my friends:

N3RD0S: a breakfast cereal

RiRiRietfrownpronounced "ree-yeh") the word that describes what happens when you have multiple letter duplications in a word that are silent (i.e. queue)

Jehown: the past tense verb for when someone has become converted to be a Jehovas witness

Qundt: a...
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rxqueen:
yeah, but you feel like more of a nerd doing it when yr walking down bowery, see the actual sign and make the joke out loud. whatever

haha i'm lame smile
creative_slacker:
ADT: the anti-Bob Barker group, acronym for Animal Testicle Defense I think this is my favorite one. You and your friends are pretty damn cool... that's all I have to say.

Wednesday Jul 07, 2004

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So I just met this chick that led a very similar life to mine, but took hers in the opposite direction...

She has had a very sexually active life, whereas I've only been with one girl, ever, she got pregnant at 18, almost married the guy, but got an abortion instead, and just recently broke it off with him, she smokes pot regularly and does...
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walkswithbears:
hello,

you posted something in the band tattoo thread about knowing a girl with 'immerse your soul in love' on her, so i just wanted to know if you have any pics or anything, or could describe it (font, etc), as i have an appointment to get the very same thing written on me, and my orginality is now shot!

thanks!
jeff_fries:
Note to future people: he has still not updated

Tuesday Jul 06, 2004

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I am about to go out with a girl that I met on match.com.

shocked
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