wilteddaisy

the hawaii pictures are in my pics file. i only put a couple for fear some would be bored to tears. enjoy!

i have returned (pause for applause)............

okay now that we have that out of the way. hawaii was fantastic and i highly suggest that everyone should go...just not on my tab. i am a selfish little bitch..ha paradise is all mine. anyhow, i yet again was unsuccessful at getting a tan (no surprise) and i have managed to maintain my deathly white glow. yeah for...
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i am off to fabulous hawaii! ha ha suckers....okay so maybe that is mean but i am soon to be on vacation and i do not care anyhow, i will be gone 7 days and if i do not burst into flames getting off the plane i will be happy. i do not have a very good complexion for the sun. so i shall see...
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just when i thought my life had slowed to a slow painful blah i discovered that someone has written a book called STIFFS!
fantastic! seeing as though i used to work with the dead all the time it is right up my alley.

interesting factoid: a human head is about the same size and weight as a roaster chicken.......enjoy!

i love books. there is really...
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Nothing exciting to report.....just the hum drum of this town! I have 5 more days til hawaii. i am excited to go but i am afraid that when i get off the plane i will spontaneously combust! afterall my skin is a fabulous shade of white girl. nonetheless i am looking forward to seeing the place i was born. eat a little pineapple, drown in...
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i am baby steps away from my own castle. okay so it is more like a small cape cod type house but none the less it may soon be mine. even better yet is the fact that i am potentially done looking at moldy basements, spidery shacks and shag carpeting with old murder stains on them.

okay so i have come to the realization that i do not want to pay millions of dollars in rent anymore. so i started looking at houses and i have to figure out the whole money thing yet. but i am SHOCKED at the decor that i am seeing and it makes me really want to stay in my apartment. I actually saw a kitchen...
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My day has been supremely boring. I thought I'd go to the beach for a bit and I ended up at a wateringhole and W.T. playground. Nothing exciting there except too much flesh and not enough bikini. Thought i would paint but that didn't happen. Ah well. Perhaps Will Ferrell can save my day. We will see.

imagine if you will being invited to a party...seems perfectly normal. now imagine that it is a graduation party. fine! if you are to attend such an event certain questions come to mind. where is it..what time does it start...do i have to bring a gift, even if i have never met the person and he is a 30 year old graduating from fire academy....
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