No time or energy for the pick-up line story.
Which was just going to be a collection of them interspersed with actual dirty talk.
For example:
"Yo, do you have a boyfriend?"
"That's a good girl. Suck that fat cock until you gag."
"Nice tits, wanna fuck?"
"Open your legs, my dirty whore, I need to tonguefuck that slit."
But anyway, here's what I did...
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Which was just going to be a collection of them interspersed with actual dirty talk.
For example:
"Yo, do you have a boyfriend?"
"That's a good girl. Suck that fat cock until you gag."
"Nice tits, wanna fuck?"
"Open your legs, my dirty whore, I need to tonguefuck that slit."
But anyway, here's what I did...
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knives_hannibal:
Damn it ..I knew you were gonna pull that card!
aznbot:
do you have to contact someone for that to happen? i tweeted that i was going to reactivate, but didn't want to pay... and then it happened.
Best/worst pickup lines you've heard or used.
This is research.
This is research.
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knives_hannibal:
Sooo what is this research for exactly?
inquiring minds want to know?
inquiring minds want to know?
rinzler:
"I like every bone in your body. Especially mine."
Pfft.
Pfft.
vivianevog:
will have a good read when I get the chance to!
Consider it tooting my own horn.
Or tooting my own horny.
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Filthy+Dirty+Smutty+Storytime/topics/428723/page1/#post8683448
Or tooting my own horny.
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Filthy+Dirty+Smutty+Storytime/topics/428723/page1/#post8683448
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cherrytrash:
Um...Im sending you a set of keys 
knives_hannibal:
Haha!! Im thinking you're gonna be very popular after this. Lol
I like when world's collide.
New story coming soon.
New story coming soon.
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chachagirl:
Really? U liked that, huh? I should've known...
melluka:
thanks for the add. hope you had fun weekend?
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churtch:
Nicely done
I am not a jerk.
Despite what it says all over the internet about me.
Or in one email.
Here, I'll prove it:
I am not a jerk!
Despite what it says all over the internet about me.
Or in one email.
Here, I'll prove it:
I am not a jerk!
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necia:
Clearly I do, my friend.
desdmonia:
good one.
It's not that I don't want to tell you everything, it's that I don't even really know you. Just because you've read some things I've written here, doesn't mean you get to know it all.
Whatever happened to a little mystery?
Whatever happened to a little mystery?
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necia:
Oh, everyone loves mystery. It's just that people get greedy, I assume.
And shame on them, right? Tsk, indeed.
And shame on them, right? Tsk, indeed.
desdmonia:
mystery keeps them interested but makes them want to know more.
There is a woman in my office who wears short skirts every day.
Which is fine by me. Except that I can see up them about 5-6 times a day. Which is usually fine by me. Except that it is actually distracting.
So, how many of you have done this on purpose? Do I say something? I don't want to hit on her, though I...
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Which is fine by me. Except that I can see up them about 5-6 times a day. Which is usually fine by me. Except that it is actually distracting.
So, how many of you have done this on purpose? Do I say something? I don't want to hit on her, though I...
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williamnot:
We had a cryptic exchange and it was made clear to me that I should keep looking, but not get any ideas about touching. Which is 100% fine by me.
chachagirl:
LMAO. I wish I coulda been a fly on the wall for that awkward moment! Or what if you got it dead wrong? I think you should run it by us. Let us help you decipher...
All right, now let's talk revenge, meanness, road rage, things done in anger.
I threw a plate this morning. Just to feel the blood rush of being pissed off.
Your turn.
I threw a plate this morning. Just to feel the blood rush of being pissed off.
Your turn.
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hemi:
I drive badly BECAUSE I'm Asian. Its NOT MY FAULT!!!
valeria:
I've flipped more strangers off in the past year, since moving to Virginia, then I ever have in the rest of my life combined.
Just doing nice things for my friends.
What's the last nice thing you did for someone?
What's the last nice thing you did for someone?
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desdmonia:
DAY UM
i get sick of doing nice things. i get taken advantage of for it.
today maybe? doing a pa i didnt need to nor was my responsibility, therefore saving a thousands of dollars? pretty much every day.
i get sick of doing nice things. i get taken advantage of for it.
today maybe? doing a pa i didnt need to nor was my responsibility, therefore saving a thousands of dollars? pretty much every day.
desdmonia:
cuuunnnnttttt
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missmay:
Yes.
My life's calling.
My life's calling.
vivianevog:
quite right...Black Rebel Motorcycle Club is exactly whom I meant,of course and they are a fave of mine!
Totally love and I can see the similarities to The Mary Chain but I don't think they copy them as some people have said...
Totally love and I can see the similarities to The Mary Chain but I don't think they copy them as some people have said...