for all of my vegetarian/vegan friends...
stop fucking lying! meat does not sit, rot, decompose or decay in your colon. if you say that it does, you are the lying-est liar that ever lied. the enzymes that degrade meat proteins are released from your pancreas as soon as food leaves your stomach, by the time meat reaches your colon it is not meat, it is poop! when something sits in your colon and rots that is called a bowel obstruction, it stops other things from passing and generally requires hospitalization. believe it or not, i often eat meat and don't have to go to the hospital each time.
also, stop telling me you know because you've done the research. have you? really? were you wearing a lab coat at the time? did you use randomization, blinding and controls? what kind of study was it? was it a cohort study? was it a case series? what, you didn't...it wasn't...? ohhh, i get it. you read up on it, read the literature. what kind of SCIENTIFIC journal was it in? was it peer reviewed? did you use a meta-analysis? how big was the sample size, big enough to be statistically significant? what did your confidence interval look like? did it include the null value? what was its power?
if you don't know what any of these terms mean...YOU DIDN'T DO ANY RESEARCH, STOP SAYING YOU DID.
if you say that you 'researched it' to me one more time i am going to tell you, happily, that you are the lying-est liar that ever lied.
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stop fucking lying! meat does not sit, rot, decompose or decay in your colon. if you say that it does, you are the lying-est liar that ever lied. the enzymes that degrade meat proteins are released from your pancreas as soon as food leaves your stomach, by the time meat reaches your colon it is not meat, it is poop! when something sits in your colon and rots that is called a bowel obstruction, it stops other things from passing and generally requires hospitalization. believe it or not, i often eat meat and don't have to go to the hospital each time.
also, stop telling me you know because you've done the research. have you? really? were you wearing a lab coat at the time? did you use randomization, blinding and controls? what kind of study was it? was it a cohort study? was it a case series? what, you didn't...it wasn't...? ohhh, i get it. you read up on it, read the literature. what kind of SCIENTIFIC journal was it in? was it peer reviewed? did you use a meta-analysis? how big was the sample size, big enough to be statistically significant? what did your confidence interval look like? did it include the null value? what was its power?
if you don't know what any of these terms mean...YOU DIDN'T DO ANY RESEARCH, STOP SAYING YOU DID.
if you say that you 'researched it' to me one more time i am going to tell you, happily, that you are the lying-est liar that ever lied.
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They'll come around ... hopefully, some home cookin' will serve them well.
Right now, they can't even think in terms of the series ... they just need to look to Sunday.
Winning in Pittsburgh isn't going to be easy. Hell, no one has beaten them at home in the playoffs this year. But, as they say, there's a first time for everything.
We'll see.