here's something i found web-surfing 
Re: Is There Such Thing As Penis Reduction Surgery? - m4w - m4w
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Reply to: anon-9227292@craigslist.org
Date: Fri Mar 7 07:33:21 2003
Actually, I suffered from having an oversize pecker and it was frustrating. Aside from scaring off the women (careful, it can smell fear), there were other problems I experienced, as well. Had to be careful each time I took a dump as my woodrow would plop in the toilet water...brrr, cold! And deep too! I had an operation on my third leg and am very happy now. I took the extra skin from the surgery and made a wallet out of it. When you rub it, it turns into a briefcase....very handy.
Re: Is There Such Thing As Penis Reduction Surgery? - m4w - m4w
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Reply to: anon-9227292@craigslist.org
Date: Fri Mar 7 07:33:21 2003
Actually, I suffered from having an oversize pecker and it was frustrating. Aside from scaring off the women (careful, it can smell fear), there were other problems I experienced, as well. Had to be careful each time I took a dump as my woodrow would plop in the toilet water...brrr, cold! And deep too! I had an operation on my third leg and am very happy now. I took the extra skin from the surgery and made a wallet out of it. When you rub it, it turns into a briefcase....very handy.
funniest thing i've heard all day. thanks