i bent the unbendable toe!!!
Official explanation:
I broke my toe (while drunk) when I was about 16 or 17. I went to the doctor and was told they didn't do anything for broken toes and just let them set any which way. Ever since then I couldn't bend it. Well the other night (drunk) I jumped into the pool and landed on my toe in a way that forced it to bend. Extreme pain & a very large bruise fallowed.

Official explanation:
I broke my toe (while drunk) when I was about 16 or 17. I went to the doctor and was told they didn't do anything for broken toes and just let them set any which way. Ever since then I couldn't bend it. Well the other night (drunk) I jumped into the pool and landed on my toe in a way that forced it to bend. Extreme pain & a very large bruise fallowed.

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[Edited on Aug 12, 2004 4:42PM]