So...this Alfie remake?
I am a big fan of the origianl. Maichael Caine was the shit in it. Just as he was in all of his early films...Get Carter, Italian Job, Zulu....you get the idea.
But, look what the fuckers did when the remade Get Carter...lame fuck is what that was.
And then look at what they did with the Italian Job.....Italy what...Italy where..........for fuck sake, i don't know...it could be in Marky Marky ass i guess.
So, that brings me to Alfie....as I said a favourite for me. In my top ten all time. Watch it any time any where.
But the previews look goood. Is there a small chance that it won't be that bad? And there is Jude Law. Well, shit ladies, if I had half a chance I'd give him one. Maybe two and a cuddle afterwards. And to think...this coming from a straight man.
I am a big fan of the origianl. Maichael Caine was the shit in it. Just as he was in all of his early films...Get Carter, Italian Job, Zulu....you get the idea.
But, look what the fuckers did when the remade Get Carter...lame fuck is what that was.
And then look at what they did with the Italian Job.....Italy what...Italy where..........for fuck sake, i don't know...it could be in Marky Marky ass i guess.
So, that brings me to Alfie....as I said a favourite for me. In my top ten all time. Watch it any time any where.
But the previews look goood. Is there a small chance that it won't be that bad? And there is Jude Law. Well, shit ladies, if I had half a chance I'd give him one. Maybe two and a cuddle afterwards. And to think...this coming from a straight man.

I'm going to see Alfie tomorrow for free at midnight.
Yes, I do plan to masturbate right there in the movie theater.