We Got A Situation, or What Goes Around Comes Around:
Sweet sassy molelassy, i am so screwed, but perhaps in a good way. just when i think that i can't get any lower in my life, Diana brakes up with her boyfriend and turns on the heat with me. why do women do this? should i go with this? i know i've been the guy on the side, i know i could simply be the rebound guy, so why should i even try? one reason could be that i have put so much time, effort and money in to this mission (to do her and do her proper), so i could just go ahead with it. the other option is that i tell her to take a flying leap and walk away with my pride, my head held high and walk strait back to my porn because that will be the only thing i'll have. so...oh, she's also having a talk this week with my boss about her combative relationship with another manager at the store, should be fun.
so, i have a theory: i call it the "twilight Zone" theory. this theory is that everytime i leave the state, even for a short time, when i return everything has changed. people who have hated each other when i left are now in love, happy coulpes are now brakeing up. chaos erupts, basicly all the bad parts of the bible. i have lost more than one girl to an ill timed vacation. over the last few years i have come to treat this as a game, a "let's see what's changed this time" game. so on the 16 (three days from this post...or so) i will leave the state of connecticut and travel to denver CO. where i will be greated by my adoring fans at the gate and welcomed as the king i am. words like "impressive" and "insightful" will be said in my direction. i will party like no man has ever partied before, because when i return...i will be a penguin and Diana will be dating a shoe, and no one will care about the depressed penguin sitting in the corner of the grill sucking down coffee and feverishly typing on his laptop.
Sweet sassy molelassy, i am so screwed, but perhaps in a good way. just when i think that i can't get any lower in my life, Diana brakes up with her boyfriend and turns on the heat with me. why do women do this? should i go with this? i know i've been the guy on the side, i know i could simply be the rebound guy, so why should i even try? one reason could be that i have put so much time, effort and money in to this mission (to do her and do her proper), so i could just go ahead with it. the other option is that i tell her to take a flying leap and walk away with my pride, my head held high and walk strait back to my porn because that will be the only thing i'll have. so...oh, she's also having a talk this week with my boss about her combative relationship with another manager at the store, should be fun.
so, i have a theory: i call it the "twilight Zone" theory. this theory is that everytime i leave the state, even for a short time, when i return everything has changed. people who have hated each other when i left are now in love, happy coulpes are now brakeing up. chaos erupts, basicly all the bad parts of the bible. i have lost more than one girl to an ill timed vacation. over the last few years i have come to treat this as a game, a "let's see what's changed this time" game. so on the 16 (three days from this post...or so) i will leave the state of connecticut and travel to denver CO. where i will be greated by my adoring fans at the gate and welcomed as the king i am. words like "impressive" and "insightful" will be said in my direction. i will party like no man has ever partied before, because when i return...i will be a penguin and Diana will be dating a shoe, and no one will care about the depressed penguin sitting in the corner of the grill sucking down coffee and feverishly typing on his laptop.
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Oh, and penguins are cute and all, but from the picture, you are doing just fine at being cute on your own...