The Cell:
the days turned in to months, months began to fade away and blend together. each day becomes like the last and each day brings with it new challanges, new oppostion. i suffered through, i picked my fights and battled for what i thought was right, only to be slapped down as soon as i could stand. but now i can't fight any longer,...
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the days turned in to months, months began to fade away and blend together. each day becomes like the last and each day brings with it new challanges, new oppostion. i suffered through, i picked my fights and battled for what i thought was right, only to be slapped down as soon as i could stand. but now i can't fight any longer,...
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My Life:
Note:i tried to post two days ago but SG said they were "under construction" so it failed. i hope this one goes through.
The Box: by WichCraft
i find the box
i knew i would.
thrust from it's hiding place
it mocks me even now
i try but still it's contents stay.
the trash is too good for it
i'd burn them but...
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Note:i tried to post two days ago but SG said they were "under construction" so it failed. i hope this one goes through.
The Box: by WichCraft
i find the box
i knew i would.
thrust from it's hiding place
it mocks me even now
i try but still it's contents stay.
the trash is too good for it
i'd burn them but...
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ironbhr:
go gunners! glad to asee that thinks are looking up a bit. gee cheryl being a bitch to a girl that is smarter and prettier then she could ever hope to be? i'll try to act surprised. i was thinking about telling her to come out here and i'l pick her up at the airport but....
a. i really don't want her to blow my good time here
2. she would never fly cause "she hates flying even though she's never been on plane"
next. if she decieded to drive i wouldn't give her an address to come to!
jealousy rears it's ugly head. but remember this! at least i had reasons to hang at the grill. (it wasn't my place. and most nights the coffee was free) what the fuck has cheryl done with her life? tell her you won't sleep with her but you'd happily hook her up with chris. that she tell her something. if she can get the hint.
fuck look what you've done to me! i can rant about her fat ass forever! i give you permission to use my "looks like you're allergic to thin" line if need be. but be warned it's a last resort. make sure you tell her hlw happy i am out here and what's up with girls.
glad to see that you and amy finally met. about fucking time!
a. i really don't want her to blow my good time here
2. she would never fly cause "she hates flying even though she's never been on plane"
next. if she decieded to drive i wouldn't give her an address to come to!
jealousy rears it's ugly head. but remember this! at least i had reasons to hang at the grill. (it wasn't my place. and most nights the coffee was free) what the fuck has cheryl done with her life? tell her you won't sleep with her but you'd happily hook her up with chris. that she tell her something. if she can get the hint.
fuck look what you've done to me! i can rant about her fat ass forever! i give you permission to use my "looks like you're allergic to thin" line if need be. but be warned it's a last resort. make sure you tell her hlw happy i am out here and what's up with girls.
glad to see that you and amy finally met. about fucking time!
dollbabyamy:
Isn't Sophie beautiful? I think that's cool you're going to be the Batman godfather....will you and boB both have shotguns? 
Last Night:
quick question: define "Date"? is it not two consenting adults meeting at an assigned time and place, going to a movie, followed by coffee, talking, and having a good time, followed on the ride home the phrase "we should do this again" uttered by the female a date? i'm sorry but that's what i'd call it. well that was my night last night....
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quick question: define "Date"? is it not two consenting adults meeting at an assigned time and place, going to a movie, followed by coffee, talking, and having a good time, followed on the ride home the phrase "we should do this again" uttered by the female a date? i'm sorry but that's what i'd call it. well that was my night last night....
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ironbhr:
amzing what happens when you don't expect anothing ain't it! thought of you and knew it was going to be a good night for ya. he first ducks was on. got to see the whale! is it wrong that i'm counting down the days? 
dollbabyamy:
Hi steve! Bob and Sam said a gazillion years ago I needed to stop here and say hello. Of course,a gazillion years ago I didn't think my internet would be turned off for oh, six months or so. Anyway, if you're one of their closest friends, than that automatically makes you very cool.
Not You, Not Like This:
as if the train wreck that happens to be my lovelife needed anymore help, tonight i have hit an all time low. tonight i played witness to an 18 year old try to give me advice on talking to women. the piece of crap is two years younger than me, he's one of the fucking "children" he's got almost as...
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as if the train wreck that happens to be my lovelife needed anymore help, tonight i have hit an all time low. tonight i played witness to an 18 year old try to give me advice on talking to women. the piece of crap is two years younger than me, he's one of the fucking "children" he's got almost as...
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ironbhr:
whoodie hoo!! shout back shorty! we be here waiting..just let us know before we end up getting a house!
What The Fuck Just Happened:
"How does he do it?...He's Grumpy, he's broke, he wears bad sweaters, he hangs out with the musical moron twins, so how does he get to go to bed with Marie DeSalle?"
ok so i didn't sleep with anyone, fact is my drought continues, but somehow someway, i hae apparently become the number one lover man in my postal district....
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"How does he do it?...He's Grumpy, he's broke, he wears bad sweaters, he hangs out with the musical moron twins, so how does he get to go to bed with Marie DeSalle?"
ok so i didn't sleep with anyone, fact is my drought continues, but somehow someway, i hae apparently become the number one lover man in my postal district....
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ironbhr:
my love for you is ticking clocks.....
wow..how things change as they stay the same. who would have thunk it! i knew you had it in you kiddo. hate to tell you that there is nothing wrong with being a nice guy it's just when that's there excuse when they dump you for the angry bastard that treats them like shit...not that i've gotten that too many fuck times. thank god i don't have to worry about it anymore.
and make sure you tell sarah that you would look excellent in just the hoodie and nothing else. especially if the hood was cut off.....think flashdance. now that's what i call pipe-fitting!
i can't breath, but i can fly and kill....
wow..how things change as they stay the same. who would have thunk it! i knew you had it in you kiddo. hate to tell you that there is nothing wrong with being a nice guy it's just when that's there excuse when they dump you for the angry bastard that treats them like shit...not that i've gotten that too many fuck times. thank god i don't have to worry about it anymore.
and make sure you tell sarah that you would look excellent in just the hoodie and nothing else. especially if the hood was cut off.....think flashdance. now that's what i call pipe-fitting!
i can't breath, but i can fly and kill....
Desolation in the Wastelands:
Who knew not going to Boston was such a project? i have spent the better part of an hour, and half an hour this afternoon, trying to tell a friend of mine that i will not becoming up to boston this weekend. why, you ask? well for one i don't have the money, nor do i have the drive (both in...
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Who knew not going to Boston was such a project? i have spent the better part of an hour, and half an hour this afternoon, trying to tell a friend of mine that i will not becoming up to boston this weekend. why, you ask? well for one i don't have the money, nor do i have the drive (both in...
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ironbhr:
did you wreck another car? shit remind me never to let you drive my car...
Donate Your Bodies To Science, You Fools:
i think i'm having a crisis of faith, don't get me wrong, this is no rapid loss of hope in some all mighty being, that ship has sailed a long time ago. no this is more of a lackluster try at a crisis. i can't seem to think of why to stay, and i can't think of why...
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i think i'm having a crisis of faith, don't get me wrong, this is no rapid loss of hope in some all mighty being, that ship has sailed a long time ago. no this is more of a lackluster try at a crisis. i can't seem to think of why to stay, and i can't think of why...
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ironbhr:
there is nothing wrong with willing yourself a shadow...it got me through high school.
it's all about marketing. and we all know what bill hicks saided about marketers " if anyone here is in marketing kill yourselves..."
if you see buddah on the road, kill him
it's all about marketing. and we all know what bill hicks saided about marketers " if anyone here is in marketing kill yourselves..."
if you see buddah on the road, kill him
and now a quick poem:
I AM THE ENIGMA,
NO ONE LIKES ME,
I AM THE DARKNESS,
I SEE NO LIGHT,
I AM HATE,
I AM ANGER,
(please fuck me!?!)
alright enough of this crap, i am here to anounce that i may be hanging up my "darkness" ways for a while (gasp). this is because of a very simple reason: a girl. my peppy...
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I AM THE ENIGMA,
NO ONE LIKES ME,
I AM THE DARKNESS,
I SEE NO LIGHT,
I AM HATE,
I AM ANGER,
(please fuck me!?!)
alright enough of this crap, i am here to anounce that i may be hanging up my "darkness" ways for a while (gasp). this is because of a very simple reason: a girl. my peppy...
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samanthakayne:
god, i am such a bitch.
my first thought is to question if this girl is worth your time - is that bad? first thing i asked boB was if he knew and approved of this girl... sigh.
that said - i'm thrilled you're gettin a chance to go out and play. that i know *you* deserve, no question. and if you think she's worth your time, even a day of it, then i'm gonna have to trust you 'cause you're a big boy and i can't do anything about it anyway.
advice? not my strongest suit, but i will give you this:
two fingers is good, yes, but i recommend lube except for the most exciting moments.
and enjoy yourself. you're irresistible when you're having fun.
and i like the way you quote rollins.
my first thought is to question if this girl is worth your time - is that bad? first thing i asked boB was if he knew and approved of this girl... sigh.
that said - i'm thrilled you're gettin a chance to go out and play. that i know *you* deserve, no question. and if you think she's worth your time, even a day of it, then i'm gonna have to trust you 'cause you're a big boy and i can't do anything about it anyway.
advice? not my strongest suit, but i will give you this:
two fingers is good, yes, but i recommend lube except for the most exciting moments.
and enjoy yourself. you're irresistible when you're having fun.
and i like the way you quote rollins.
samanthakayne:
hope it's going well.
or at the very least that you're having fun. let's face it, things don't always have to go well to be thoroughly enjoyable.
or at the very least that you're having fun. let's face it, things don't always have to go well to be thoroughly enjoyable.
Entertaining Ideas:
what's better than talking to a ex after no talks for about a year or more? when that talk goes very well. i i don't mean just for me, i mean usualy if i can get out of a conversation with out being called an "ass" i think it's a good day. well i guess time does hea all wounds, yet when we...
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what's better than talking to a ex after no talks for about a year or more? when that talk goes very well. i i don't mean just for me, i mean usualy if i can get out of a conversation with out being called an "ass" i think it's a good day. well i guess time does hea all wounds, yet when we...
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ironbhr:
you forgot that you have no game either...
lest we forget...heh heh
lest we forget...heh heh
ironbhr:
goldberg you fat fuck dontcha know that i'll rape you you! like a did ya mutha! get me the cat! she knows a good time when i give it to hur! CHAAARRLIE!!!!
2004-2005 NHL Season R.I.P 
i said i wouldn't cry... ah who am i kidding i've had alot of time to come to grips with this, it's sad but at some point we all have to move on and accept that things suck, like the owners of the NHL teams who fails to see that what players ask for is not unreasonable. it's ok i guess,...
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i said i wouldn't cry... ah who am i kidding i've had alot of time to come to grips with this, it's sad but at some point we all have to move on and accept that things suck, like the owners of the NHL teams who fails to see that what players ask for is not unreasonable. it's ok i guess,...
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ironbhr:
if you kill gary bettmen and i get his job i can get you one too...
one of the girls at work was reading that book too...she liked it too....told me that i should read it as well....funny thing was that when i read the back of the book i thought of you...
one of the girls at work was reading that book too...she liked it too....told me that i should read it as well....funny thing was that when i read the back of the book i thought of you...
i have come to understand something that i understood a long time ago and am only just now coming back to. my life is simply made up of a series of missed oppertunities. why the sudden change? well to be honest it's not that sudden, ike i said i have known this for quite sometime and am only bringing it up because it seems quite...
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heatherann007:
Ironbhr told the masses to come say hello. So here I am. I'm fresh out of lame jokes, or I would share one with you. Actually, I have some, but I'm too exhausted to think of them at the moment.
Anyway.
Feel better.
Anyway.
Feel better.
samanthakayne:
seriously, i swear to f-in god, you're always welcome out here. you need to get away for a little while - or you need to blow the whole state off for a year or so - you KNOW that you're more than welcome, you're wanted!!!
that said - sorry things are shitty for you right now. don't know shit about astrology, but it seems to be going around.
e-hugs -- since i can't give you the real kind!
that said - sorry things are shitty for you right now. don't know shit about astrology, but it seems to be going around.
e-hugs -- since i can't give you the real kind!
Weirdness:
ok, so i'll be the first to admit that i don't live a normal life, mainly because it's clear to me that anyone living under the impression of normality is usualy more fucked up than everyone eles, with this said i have been on the cusp of some weirdness lately that even i don't find normal. first off my thoughts have been pretty strange,...
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ok, so i'll be the first to admit that i don't live a normal life, mainly because it's clear to me that anyone living under the impression of normality is usualy more fucked up than everyone eles, with this said i have been on the cusp of some weirdness lately that even i don't find normal. first off my thoughts have been pretty strange,...
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ironbhr:
oh yeah...and ah......go WHALERS!
girly:
She likes you. Go get her.