whyriskit

"The cops are just municipal workers ... They're not the ones who started the war. ... When in a peace rally, you're really not supposed to mace people." - Jon Stewart (aka God)

The Daily Show is sooo awesome. Jon Stewart is a fuckin' political genius, and he's hilarious to boot.

I told my friend that I've been switched from Buspar to Prozac.. He said that I'm now a member of "Prozac Nation." I didn't really know how to take that.


this is the part of me that needs medication
this is the part of me that believes in heaven
this is the part of me that thinks outer space is all dead
this is the part of me that wishes it was with it
this is the part of me that's trying to be funny
this is the part of me that loves my parents
this is the part of me that thinks that ants are cavemen
this is the part of me that thinks all humans are ants
this is the part of me that learns from sitcoms
this is the part of me that means nothing
...
We're all doctors trading sadness for numbness
...
- Modest Mouse