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My sister in law sent me this. Interesting. Blah. Blah.


THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
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Six married men will be dropped on an island with

1 car
and
4 kids each,
for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports
and either takes
music or dance classes.

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There is no access to fast food.

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Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

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The men only have access to television
When the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.

There's only one TV between them
and there is

NO REMOTE
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The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.

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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

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clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;


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make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks,
a tortilla
and one marker;

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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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The last man wins ........
only if .............
he has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moment's notice.


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If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again
for the next 18-25 years ...
eventually earning the right to be called

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***"Mother."***

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