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Alas...I feel like being naked after last nights parade. I just want to roam the neighborhood in pasties for a day...what would my poor 70 year old doorman have to say? He's polish and I bet he's a nasty ole' fuck.

I still need to be slapped. I'm having a birthday party for myself tomorrow..since I couldn't do it on the real day. Have to get up early to bake the penis cake.

I'm going to hit the bar with a mission...to be man/woman handled a little!