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I just got back from a tiny last minute road trip to my beloved Three Lakes, Wisconsin. Only a weekend thing but my liver is still trying to recooperate. Friday night was full of indulgence. Picked up a half of some amazing Michigan medical and got wasted at the local strip club with my girlfriends...My friends bought me a lapdance from the hottest stripper. She played the theme song to True Blood for me while she danced. OH MY! You really haven't lived until you've gotten shithoused in the woods. I credit my hangover to the bottles of homemade apple pie and blue kool-aid (both made with love and everclear ) us 3 chicks polished off in the parking lot between mixers and shots in the bar. Needless to say, I started drinking the next day just to feel better..

I actually took an assload of pictures specifically for blogging purposes, but left my camera at my friends house. Go me.

I got mad love for those woods people though!

Can't believe I actually lived in that little red dot for 6 years...

On the way back I got tattooed..That was nice and painful..and my arm is swollen twice the size! Looks like an acute case of elephantitus. I'll share a pic once that subsides..

So...fuck tomorrow.

Sorry, I'm sick...actually, fuck it, I'm not sorry.



Listen to this....


Here's to a wicked September!