You will never guess what just fucking happened.
The girl who I have been confused by for the last month or two has just asked me to give her away. She is getting married to the fuckhead that makes her cry every fucking week. She actually wants me, not her father to walk her down the aisle to give her away. Is that not just fucking retarded? I am at a loss for words on this topic.
But in other news Aiella the girl I have been "talking" to for the last month just fucked my roommate. I even took her out on dates and shit I was actually being "romantic".
Heres the story:
She and I went out wednesday night to dinner and a quiet walk in river parks. The night ended up us just foolin around a little in a spot with a good view of the moon over the river.
I drive her home walk her to her front door a nice little goodnight kiss and I head home. On the way home she sends me a text that says "I had a really gr8 time 2nite, thanx, cant wait to see you 2morrow!" It went good right?
So I call her the next day no answer so I left a message.
Later that night around 3 am I hear someone at the door.
(I sleep in the living room as I am remodeling my bedroom) So I am laying on the couch "asleep" and what do you know in walks my roommate and Ariella. They keep shusshing one another trying to keep quiet so they dont wake me up. At this point I am thinking what is she doing here? They then proceede to his room and get to the fuckin quick. I get up around 6:30 to get ready for work around 7 I go outside to pet my kitty before I leave. I turn towards the house and out walks the skank who fucked my no job, no license, no car having roommate. She tries to tell me they just watched some movies and crashed out. BULL SHIT! I wanted to just tear her a new one but I didnt I kept patient and just went to work. I was going to kill my roommate that night but I chose to do smething a little worse.
Tune in next time to hear the final segment in this saga. It's pretty good.
The girl who I have been confused by for the last month or two has just asked me to give her away. She is getting married to the fuckhead that makes her cry every fucking week. She actually wants me, not her father to walk her down the aisle to give her away. Is that not just fucking retarded? I am at a loss for words on this topic.
But in other news Aiella the girl I have been "talking" to for the last month just fucked my roommate. I even took her out on dates and shit I was actually being "romantic".
Heres the story:
She and I went out wednesday night to dinner and a quiet walk in river parks. The night ended up us just foolin around a little in a spot with a good view of the moon over the river.
I drive her home walk her to her front door a nice little goodnight kiss and I head home. On the way home she sends me a text that says "I had a really gr8 time 2nite, thanx, cant wait to see you 2morrow!" It went good right?
So I call her the next day no answer so I left a message.
Later that night around 3 am I hear someone at the door.
(I sleep in the living room as I am remodeling my bedroom) So I am laying on the couch "asleep" and what do you know in walks my roommate and Ariella. They keep shusshing one another trying to keep quiet so they dont wake me up. At this point I am thinking what is she doing here? They then proceede to his room and get to the fuckin quick. I get up around 6:30 to get ready for work around 7 I go outside to pet my kitty before I leave. I turn towards the house and out walks the skank who fucked my no job, no license, no car having roommate. She tries to tell me they just watched some movies and crashed out. BULL SHIT! I wanted to just tear her a new one but I didnt I kept patient and just went to work. I was going to kill my roommate that night but I chose to do smething a little worse.
Tune in next time to hear the final segment in this saga. It's pretty good.
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You sound like you have MY luck with women!
did you do it yet?!!?!
ha ha ha, i don't mind driving my car. it was just a spoled brat reaction. though of course i would like a new car, who wouldn't?!
are you gonna give away that chick?
man, i can't imagine haveing to deal with girls. they are the devil.