Had a dream, and I'm so sad to feel this one fade from my mind.
I hopped a plane overnight to Spain and met a beautiful girl. We had a great time. We went somewhere and I ended up on some type of stage type platform, stripping I think. I look down and see Laura's best friend, who's smiling at me, then I look down and see Laura. I don't recognize her because she is wearing glasses, she never does. Ever. I feel ashamed, and I get offstage. I flew back to Dallas. My mom saw pictures of my penis on the computer. Embarrassing. Oh, and I ached with regret for not kissing the beautiful blonde Spanish girl.
I dream jumped into another dream. I was on a really nice boat with 3 or 4 other people. It was huge, I mean 30 feet tall. We're zipping along and all of a sudden another, tinier boat cuts across our path. The driver swerves (if such a thing is possible in a boat) and we end up going ashore. The boat has a deep, v-shaped bottom so it cannot sit upright and falls over. It turns upside down. The guy next to me is face down in the water, not breathing. I push in on his stomach in mock-Heimlich fashion. I then go to this girl and try to do the same, but she's already breathing. She just wanted me to touch her.
Weird. Fucking weird.
I hopped a plane overnight to Spain and met a beautiful girl. We had a great time. We went somewhere and I ended up on some type of stage type platform, stripping I think. I look down and see Laura's best friend, who's smiling at me, then I look down and see Laura. I don't recognize her because she is wearing glasses, she never does. Ever. I feel ashamed, and I get offstage. I flew back to Dallas. My mom saw pictures of my penis on the computer. Embarrassing. Oh, and I ached with regret for not kissing the beautiful blonde Spanish girl.
I dream jumped into another dream. I was on a really nice boat with 3 or 4 other people. It was huge, I mean 30 feet tall. We're zipping along and all of a sudden another, tinier boat cuts across our path. The driver swerves (if such a thing is possible in a boat) and we end up going ashore. The boat has a deep, v-shaped bottom so it cannot sit upright and falls over. It turns upside down. The guy next to me is face down in the water, not breathing. I push in on his stomach in mock-Heimlich fashion. I then go to this girl and try to do the same, but she's already breathing. She just wanted me to touch her.
Weird. Fucking weird.
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lboogie:
maybe
but i have to practice a little before i consider displaying my talents


perfectequation:
Hot.