whitelightriver

Something you should all know that I never, ever mentioned before: I have a girlfriend. She did not know about my membership on this website. She found out, and I am now cancelling my membership. I live in a fantasy world online...I've led a lot of you on by leading you to believe that I'm single. I've created this persona, which I believed would be...
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I can tell that a lot more broken dreams are on the way...It's not as harsh as it seems, just gentle disillusionment. For one thing, I was expecting this townhouse to be amazing. Now I hate being in my room. I don't like it. I just don't. I don't know why. It's so expensive, and I can barely afford it. Soon as I can, I'm...
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Jesus, I watched Requiem for a Dream stoned last night. It scared the shit out of me. It really did...I think that's probably one of the best antidrug movies ever made.

In other news, I am totally considering becoming a topless dancer for money. I just wrote my dad a check for a straight grand for car insurance. I had 1042 dollars in my account....
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I need some attention! Aside from work, I've been sitting around lazing about and stuff. Last night I got drunk off of Goldschlager. I won't detail my exploits, but I must say that Jack Daniels has now been bumped from my favorite drink slot. I must try making drinks with the Gold.

I've been watching snippets of this year's X-Games. Incredible. Pastrana does a fucking...
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So, yes, I'm alive.

I've been working mornings, moving evenings. I am now successfully moved in...it's just a matter of unpacking. I love my new job so far, I was taught register and then left to check out a good 60-70 people on my first day, simply because I'm such a bad ass...then today was pretty great, but for no particular reason.

Yesterday a group...
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I'm pretty busy right now, can't really type much in the way of a blog...but I am so thirsty for attention in the form of messages and comments I really need some attention. I'm bored.

Edit: Actually, I've got a second. I got a new job at this place called Puzzle Zoo. Sounds lame, but hold that thought. Express, before I walked out, was paying...
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Holy crap, I got 7 comments on my last blog. Either somebody loves me or I'm just that amazing...Might have something to do with animal magnetism, as well.

Today's my last day of work! Oh man I am happy about that. I'm NOT happy, however, about being broke after this. I'm moving into my townhouse on Tuesday (thought it was Sunday...wrong ) and it's going...
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I wish you weren't so confused...

In other news, I'm moving into my townhouse on Sunday. Fuck. Yes. Shag pad! Woo hoo! Anybody wanna break in the mattress with me?

I just realized how much the skin beneath my tongue feels like vagina lips. I'm very observant. And weird, apparently.

Need a good laugh? Click here.

*sniff* I don't get any messages anymore *sniff* Nobody wants to talk to meeeeeeeeeeeee!

So talk to me. I'm at work for the next 8 hours. Keep me occupied. I'll love you for it.

And read my previous post, I linked a hilarious vid of me doing a robot dance/freak out.

Hi. My name is Jared, and I am a spaz.

Liv

And hello new dork friend :p

Had a dream, and I'm so sad to feel this one fade from my mind.

I hopped a plane overnight to Spain and met a beautiful girl. We had a great time. We went somewhere and I ended up on some type of stage type platform, stripping I think. I look down and see Laura's best friend, who's smiling at me, then I look down...
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I love girls with blonde hair and Spanish eyes...Not that I'm talking to anybody in particular...

My story is coming along, but not in a way which you'd expect. I haven't written much more on the actual story; I'm currently storyboarding and putting together a plot outline. I've figured out a way to turn it into at least a two book series. The ending is...
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