6/06/04 EDITED PORTION
I don't want to take advantage of anyone. I don't want to lie. I want everyone to be happy. All of that cold sales shit below is just me reacting to the decline. I feel the misery. I'm crying as I write this. All of this vileness I spit out is just my mind/body's defense mechanism. Most of it is just an...
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I don't want to take advantage of anyone. I don't want to lie. I want everyone to be happy. All of that cold sales shit below is just me reacting to the decline. I feel the misery. I'm crying as I write this. All of this vileness I spit out is just my mind/body's defense mechanism. Most of it is just an...
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The beginning part of this week has been a foreign film one. Jetted off to the very cool VIDEO SPECTRUM in Bowling Green, OH. This is the ONLY video store worth a damn in NW Ohio. Hands down. They mean BUSINESS!!!. These fucking turkeys even had THOU SHALT NOT KILL...EXCEPT on VHS. Anyone stocking that piece of work has more than earned my beer money....
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boheme:
Donny, time does not stop and start at your convenience, you pathetic piece of shit.
Do Lothar and the Hand People make you hot as well?[
[Edited on Jun 05, 2004 5:16AM]
Do Lothar and the Hand People make you hot as well?[
[Edited on Jun 05, 2004 5:16AM]
HEROIN DEALERS (that look like Ric Ocasek)
WHO FORGOT TO LOCK THE PUMA CAGE?
NIPSY RUSSELL'S BLUES
NEAL SCHON'S BLUES
BATHING INVALIDS (TERPENTINE)
UNDER THE BLEACHERS
SMALL DICKS AND BARBITUATES
"I'LL TAPE IT!"
My friend from the Air Force is in town. Should be a few cops to punch out along the way. I heard they were getting the linen out for our stay in...
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WHO FORGOT TO LOCK THE PUMA CAGE?
NIPSY RUSSELL'S BLUES
NEAL SCHON'S BLUES
BATHING INVALIDS (TERPENTINE)
UNDER THE BLEACHERS
SMALL DICKS AND BARBITUATES
"I'LL TAPE IT!"
My friend from the Air Force is in town. Should be a few cops to punch out along the way. I heard they were getting the linen out for our stay in...
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souljerk:
bruce is infact what they say
zenhell:
i found out today
a saint had become a stripper
im not so devout but when i meet someone that beautiful
(in that uncanny way of beauty that is so compelling)
if i so much as make eye contact with a saint
(i cannot ever completely free myself)
a longing for unattainable sublime beauty
(but i still pray in my numerous private erotic moments of profound self-doubt)
i may become rutted in orthodox sainthood
but i admire someone who would never
if she wasn't working in another part of the world
i could entertain some expensive fantasy
maybe she does it as pennance?
in which case i would not add my insignificant eyes to her sufficiently weighted
i talked to her mother today on the subject of geneology(homicide, suicide, ?)
is every stripper that beautiful in someone's mind?
when she lived in a normal town did she have dangerous boyfriends?
i wonder if she will ever return
in her cycle of adventures
will the beauty be impaired? enhanced? elusive?
if she gave me a photograph
i could be ecstatic for a while and perhaps miserable later
the paradox of imagination frees and embroils
[Edited on Jun 02, 2004 3:14AM]
a saint had become a stripper
im not so devout but when i meet someone that beautiful
(in that uncanny way of beauty that is so compelling)
if i so much as make eye contact with a saint
(i cannot ever completely free myself)
a longing for unattainable sublime beauty
(but i still pray in my numerous private erotic moments of profound self-doubt)
i may become rutted in orthodox sainthood
but i admire someone who would never
if she wasn't working in another part of the world
i could entertain some expensive fantasy
maybe she does it as pennance?
in which case i would not add my insignificant eyes to her sufficiently weighted
i talked to her mother today on the subject of geneology(homicide, suicide, ?)
is every stripper that beautiful in someone's mind?
when she lived in a normal town did she have dangerous boyfriends?
i wonder if she will ever return
in her cycle of adventures
will the beauty be impaired? enhanced? elusive?
if she gave me a photograph
i could be ecstatic for a while and perhaps miserable later
the paradox of imagination frees and embroils
[Edited on Jun 02, 2004 3:14AM]
More band practice tonight. Why? I can't play a goddamned thing until I crank the delay pedal and bust out a slide. Then it kinda sounds like Captain Beefheart "Safe As Milk" mixed with Flying Luttenbachers minus the craft and imagination. But it still has attitude, goddamnit!!! The fucking loser/hermit who pens classics like TEENAGE AMERICAN GIRLS (JUST AREN'T KILLING THEMSELVES ENOUGH) more than makes...
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cheech:
It's true - The Swan is pure evil. But I expect that from a TV network. D'ya remember that Tom Petty quote I put in here ages ago? Or maybe you werent' around? Or maybe I didn't put it in? Well, he said:
"I think television's become a downright dangerous thing. It has no moral barometer whatsoever. If you want to talk about something that is all about money, just watch the television. It's damn dangerous. TV does not care about you or what happens to you. It's downright bad for your health now, and that's not a far-out concept. I think watching the TV news is bad for you. It is bad for your physical health and your mental health. The music business looks like, you know, innocent schoolboys compared to the TV business. They care about nothing but profit. They will make a movie about murdering their kids, you know? And they'll put the guy who killed them on TV. And before long, he might even have his own show.
I don't think you should actively kill yourself, btw. I think you should pick up that Four Freshman box though. if they got the Five Neat Guys box, you should score that too. Do painful white doo-wop, not drugs.
"I think television's become a downright dangerous thing. It has no moral barometer whatsoever. If you want to talk about something that is all about money, just watch the television. It's damn dangerous. TV does not care about you or what happens to you. It's downright bad for your health now, and that's not a far-out concept. I think watching the TV news is bad for you. It is bad for your physical health and your mental health. The music business looks like, you know, innocent schoolboys compared to the TV business. They care about nothing but profit. They will make a movie about murdering their kids, you know? And they'll put the guy who killed them on TV. And before long, he might even have his own show.
I don't think you should actively kill yourself, btw. I think you should pick up that Four Freshman box though. if they got the Five Neat Guys box, you should score that too. Do painful white doo-wop, not drugs.
doctashock:
lately you have been giving my abs a great daily workout with the hilarity... lol
I really wish there were more decent people in Toledo. I realy do.
I really wish there were more decent people in Toledo. I realy do.
The Korg Lives!!! Back from the "abyss of woe" is the lands skankiest and most short-tempered electrical instrument this side of MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. Although it has been repaired, it still retains some of its attitude. I think it simply doesn't like our music. Or maybe it hopes one day someone with an elementary knowledge of piano playing will use it. I understand its wishes. I...
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johnnyxcliche:
I used to have a link to a very informative website...otherwise take your chances with some hookers, if you can get them to squirm you're doing something right 
lemonkid:
Only cod liver.
Karoli had a show last Friday the 14th. It was a blast to be an inept waste of time. Is it possible to revel in your lack of talent and practice along with the mindset that you cannot break any new ground in anything that you do? I think you can. Maybe it was a big, violent celebration of worthlessness. As long as the vision...
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fu:
Rock on you're back! Worthlessness is always worthy of celebration ... I mean look at me.
As for poverty, it can defititely release one from the distractions of materialism.
As for poverty, it can defititely release one from the distractions of materialism.
whiskeyfightpit:
It's fabulous time again
Shoulder to shoulder
Smiling and giggling
Everything I touch
put any kind of time into it
polish won't fix
Watching you play
"Pick Up The Pieces Again"
Is fabulous
I enjoy what the John's don't see
What street this week?
Survival Time again
I only steal what you can't see
I push it down hill for you
I get nothing out of the fist
Even less out of your casket
I need the iron bars
that only I can create
That void that scream
While the party rages on
Tell the preacher what you've become
Tell the man how you've been
What street this week?
What clinic this month?
Trap nothing
I'm clean to watch
Please Pay
and pay again
whore for life
Might
Shoulder to shoulder
Smiling and giggling
Everything I touch
put any kind of time into it
polish won't fix
Watching you play
"Pick Up The Pieces Again"
Is fabulous
I enjoy what the John's don't see
What street this week?
Survival Time again
I only steal what you can't see
I push it down hill for you
I get nothing out of the fist
Even less out of your casket
I need the iron bars
that only I can create
That void that scream
While the party rages on
Tell the preacher what you've become
Tell the man how you've been
What street this week?
What clinic this month?
Trap nothing
I'm clean to watch
Please Pay
and pay again
whore for life
Might
Winding hours. More stench. More desperation. Dwindling Sales. Soaring gasoline prices. No money. No ladyfriend. Few people to identify with. No god. Poor food.
All of that nonsense isn't going to keep me down, though! Music steps in and makes everything all right. Like it usually does. When life hands me a Raw Deal (like the Ahnold movie) I dive right into music. Here are...
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All of that nonsense isn't going to keep me down, though! Music steps in and makes everything all right. Like it usually does. When life hands me a Raw Deal (like the Ahnold movie) I dive right into music. Here are...
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cheech:
I think Napalm Death would sell more records if they were Napalm Life. You just have to tweak it a little.
1. Like Tony Randall in Love, Sidney, only paler.
2. I've been thinking a lot about me, Paris Hilton, and Eddie Money.
3. I would rather see Eddie Money.
4. I would go see Rocket From the Tombs if Peter Laughner's place was taken by the back-up singer in Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Eddie Money.
5. I know you're expecting me to say "Eddie Money," but no, it was Estelle Getty.
1. Like Tony Randall in Love, Sidney, only paler.
2. I've been thinking a lot about me, Paris Hilton, and Eddie Money.
3. I would rather see Eddie Money.
4. I would go see Rocket From the Tombs if Peter Laughner's place was taken by the back-up singer in Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Eddie Money.
5. I know you're expecting me to say "Eddie Money," but no, it was Estelle Getty.
johnnyxcliche:
I dig the brief descriptions of the bands...very descriptive...and Cleftones references are always dandy...now if you can tell me the lyrics to Hot Rod Lincoln, I'll be your bestest friend...
Anyone got any tickets to American Samoa? I think I could be a hunk in that territory. Those Samoans are just simply huge. I could be the Brad Pitt of American Samoa. Or if you cats know of any Polynesian or Asian girls who need green cards and can part with an okay to spectacular dowery...send 'em my way. We could get married in Gibraltar...
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budoviking:
1- Of the European women I have known and loved (Danish, German, Italian, Swedish), they all had their different twists on unreasonableness. Different from American women, but unreasonable nonetheless.
2- I have no fucking clue about Ghost Rider
3- Clapton has always been beyond overrated.
4- Who is Kurtz? Didn't Conrad cover all that?
5- The only music I heard today was the organic white noise of millions of male cicadas...
2- I have no fucking clue about Ghost Rider
3- Clapton has always been beyond overrated.
4- Who is Kurtz? Didn't Conrad cover all that?
5- The only music I heard today was the organic white noise of millions of male cicadas...
binkymcqueen:
well, the pic shows up on mine-Tom Waits-who else could play the ghostrider-although I hear Hank Rollins is slated to read for it...
[Edited on May 17, 2004 2:34PM]
[Edited on May 17, 2004 2:34PM]
Thanks to ye who've hooked up a brotha. Found a door to an old Volkswagen bus that I'm going to get gestapo on for tonight's show. Plus Cheech's filthy Italian nun video will be playing amidst the roar, hum, and overall fat agression that WFP is notorious for. Picking up the baritone guitar today. Fuck this, my life is boring. Here's some questions for you...
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anomalous:
BOJANGLIN' - [BAD]
DOWN YO' - [BAD]
BLOCK - [INDIFFERENT]
LIKE WHOA!! - [BAD]
That post in my journal was summarily bad. Please try again, with less Erkel.
DOWN YO' - [BAD]
BLOCK - [INDIFFERENT]
LIKE WHOA!! - [BAD]
That post in my journal was summarily bad. Please try again, with less Erkel.
cheech:
Don't worry about The Holy Mountain, man... I will video-dub that for you at some point.
You make it sound like I've seen a thousand horny nun movies. I've seen two, that one and some Pasolini one, I think Decameron...
Haven't been doing much. You can look at my Journals for the films I've seen. Super-Size Me is great. Saved! and Envy are okay. I was rewatching Brewster McCloud Thursday night 'til I fell asleep. I feel like Brewster a lot of the time... I've been listening to a couple things, actually kinda conservative "bluesy" stuff in a way, Joan Osborne's Relish (side 1 is good) and Dr. John Gumbo and oh also my '80s hits... my Profile reflects some of my '80s faves.
"Interesting incidents with clients" - funny you should ask... don't want to talk about it.
Used to like the Red Wings but I don't have much hockey-watching going on lately. Did you ever hear that old bluegrass song about Gordie Howe? I heard it on some sports documentary once.
I wouldn't sleep with Robert Davi for $300. I would sleep with Robert Davi for $301 or more.
Dick Cheney and Halliburton are purest evil; perhaps they cause the miscommunications.
You make it sound like I've seen a thousand horny nun movies. I've seen two, that one and some Pasolini one, I think Decameron...
Haven't been doing much. You can look at my Journals for the films I've seen. Super-Size Me is great. Saved! and Envy are okay. I was rewatching Brewster McCloud Thursday night 'til I fell asleep. I feel like Brewster a lot of the time... I've been listening to a couple things, actually kinda conservative "bluesy" stuff in a way, Joan Osborne's Relish (side 1 is good) and Dr. John Gumbo and oh also my '80s hits... my Profile reflects some of my '80s faves.
"Interesting incidents with clients" - funny you should ask... don't want to talk about it.
Used to like the Red Wings but I don't have much hockey-watching going on lately. Did you ever hear that old bluegrass song about Gordie Howe? I heard it on some sports documentary once.
I wouldn't sleep with Robert Davi for $300. I would sleep with Robert Davi for $301 or more.
Dick Cheney and Halliburton are purest evil; perhaps they cause the miscommunications.
I've grown up here now
All of my life
But I dreamed
Someday I'd go
Where blue eyed girls
And red guitars and
Naked rivers flow
I'm not all I thought I'd be
I always stayed around
I've been as far as Mercy and Grand
Frozen to the ground
I can't stay here and I'm scared to leave
(Just kiss me once and then)
I'll...
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All of my life
But I dreamed
Someday I'd go
Where blue eyed girls
And red guitars and
Naked rivers flow
I'm not all I thought I'd be
I always stayed around
I've been as far as Mercy and Grand
Frozen to the ground
I can't stay here and I'm scared to leave
(Just kiss me once and then)
I'll...
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budoviking:
All the best- drive fast and stay left! 
cheech:
I have this horrible feeling I'm too late, but if not....
HI
and BYE ! !
Sorry, it's almost midnight, that's as poetic as I'm gonna get.
HI
and BYE ! !
Sorry, it's almost midnight, that's as poetic as I'm gonna get.
Whale Rectum... new, by Calvin Klein.