Thanks to ye who've hooked up a brotha. Found a door to an old Volkswagen bus that I'm going to get gestapo on for tonight's show. Plus Cheech's filthy Italian nun video will be playing amidst the roar, hum, and overall fat agression that WFP is notorious for. Picking up the baritone guitar today. Fuck this, my life is boring. Here's some questions for you all.
What's been going on in your lives?
What have you been listening to or watching?
Any interesting incidents with co-workers or clients?
How about those Red Wings?
Would you sleep with actor Robert Davi if I were to give you $300?
Why is there so much miscommunication in our lives?
The retail racket has been a dismal one. Alot like the town in LAST MAN STANDING mentioned below. Sure, it's a shitty movie but David Patrick Kelly is great to watch. Y'know T-Bird from the CROW movie? Y'all remember that cat. It's been so slow that I've been making little "Who's Who In Toledo" bios of the few morlocks who've made my time at Allied so special. Here's a couple winners:
NAME: Jimmy "Clarence" Godcheaux
AGE: age aint nuthin' but a number, chief
SEX: wherever and whenever like a soldja
HOBBIES: pure crank, meth labs, speedballs, porn as a whole, red meat, pure turkish smack, French erotic mysteries, Byzantine stained glass, Robitussin
JOB: Part time Boilermaker, voodoo priest
FAVORITE US CITY: Gary, Indiana
RELIGION: anything with swords
FAVORITE MOVIE: Sophie's Choice
FAVORITE BOOK: anything Amelia Bedelia
FAVORITE BAND: Savoy Brown and Seven Mary Three
FAVORITE QUOTE: "From the roota to the toota"
NAME: Morgan DeFries-Thierry
AGE: 36
SEX: FEMALE
HOBBIES: Contortionism, National Socialism, The Life and Times of Andrew Carnegie, old-school feminism, The Gong Show, Japanese S&M cartoons, vintage advertisements, papier mache
JOB: assitant editor at CHOP-A-DICK magazine, Vice President of Ownes-Corning
FAVORITE CITY: Calcutta
RELIGION: Scientology, black magick
FAVORITE MOVIE: a tie between The Night Porter and Men In Black 2
FAVORITE BOOK: any Bill O'Reilly or Aleister Crowley
FAVORITE BAND: Abba and Agoraphobic Nosebleed. some GG Allin
FAVORITE QUOTE: "Carpe Diem" or some shit
Today will probably be much worse so look out for more "Who's Who in Toledo". Oh, and Today Is The Day fucking stomps. Thanks Kurtz.
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
The soundtrack to LAST MAN STANDING
Can "Monster Movie"
Old Time Relijun "Witchcraft Rebellion"
Chris Isaak "Chris Isaak"
What's been going on in your lives?
What have you been listening to or watching?
Any interesting incidents with co-workers or clients?
How about those Red Wings?
Would you sleep with actor Robert Davi if I were to give you $300?
Why is there so much miscommunication in our lives?
The retail racket has been a dismal one. Alot like the town in LAST MAN STANDING mentioned below. Sure, it's a shitty movie but David Patrick Kelly is great to watch. Y'know T-Bird from the CROW movie? Y'all remember that cat. It's been so slow that I've been making little "Who's Who In Toledo" bios of the few morlocks who've made my time at Allied so special. Here's a couple winners:
NAME: Jimmy "Clarence" Godcheaux
AGE: age aint nuthin' but a number, chief
SEX: wherever and whenever like a soldja
HOBBIES: pure crank, meth labs, speedballs, porn as a whole, red meat, pure turkish smack, French erotic mysteries, Byzantine stained glass, Robitussin
JOB: Part time Boilermaker, voodoo priest
FAVORITE US CITY: Gary, Indiana
RELIGION: anything with swords
FAVORITE MOVIE: Sophie's Choice
FAVORITE BOOK: anything Amelia Bedelia
FAVORITE BAND: Savoy Brown and Seven Mary Three
FAVORITE QUOTE: "From the roota to the toota"
NAME: Morgan DeFries-Thierry
AGE: 36
SEX: FEMALE
HOBBIES: Contortionism, National Socialism, The Life and Times of Andrew Carnegie, old-school feminism, The Gong Show, Japanese S&M cartoons, vintage advertisements, papier mache
JOB: assitant editor at CHOP-A-DICK magazine, Vice President of Ownes-Corning
FAVORITE CITY: Calcutta
RELIGION: Scientology, black magick
FAVORITE MOVIE: a tie between The Night Porter and Men In Black 2
FAVORITE BOOK: any Bill O'Reilly or Aleister Crowley
FAVORITE BAND: Abba and Agoraphobic Nosebleed. some GG Allin
FAVORITE QUOTE: "Carpe Diem" or some shit
Today will probably be much worse so look out for more "Who's Who in Toledo". Oh, and Today Is The Day fucking stomps. Thanks Kurtz.
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
The soundtrack to LAST MAN STANDING
Can "Monster Movie"
Old Time Relijun "Witchcraft Rebellion"
Chris Isaak "Chris Isaak"
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That post in my journal was summarily bad. Please try again, with less Erkel.
You make it sound like I've seen a thousand horny nun movies. I've seen two, that one and some Pasolini one, I think Decameron...
Haven't been doing much. You can look at my Journals for the films I've seen. Super-Size Me is great. Saved! and Envy are okay. I was rewatching Brewster McCloud Thursday night 'til I fell asleep. I feel like Brewster a lot of the time... I've been listening to a couple things, actually kinda conservative "bluesy" stuff in a way, Joan Osborne's Relish (side 1 is good) and Dr. John Gumbo and oh also my '80s hits... my Profile reflects some of my '80s faves.
"Interesting incidents with clients" - funny you should ask... don't want to talk about it.
Used to like the Red Wings but I don't have much hockey-watching going on lately. Did you ever hear that old bluegrass song about Gordie Howe? I heard it on some sports documentary once.
I wouldn't sleep with Robert Davi for $300. I would sleep with Robert Davi for $301 or more.
Dick Cheney and Halliburton are purest evil; perhaps they cause the miscommunications.