Polar bear cubs are not for coddling
They desire not your love
They do not wish for attention
You have so many other distractions
Awash with toys you are
Sometimes they cross the line
Between playing and hurting
Sometimes they cannot catch fish
and see your limbs as a square meal
Polar Bear cubs will not wear doileys
You may not put them on a shelf
Next to your comics and things
You cannot ask their parents if the cubs may stay over
They do not speak English
They will chew on you like an uncooked steak
Polar Bear families keep it pure
Polar Bear Cubs want freedom and joy
They do not want your plaster walls
Scratch they will at your television
Bite they will your plastic figurines
Polar Bear Cubs
Don't go to school
Polar Bear Cubs
Never Obey
Polar Bear Cubs
Avoid capture
....have nowhere else to go
PEASANT GIRLS
I wanna marry a nun and settle down
I wanna be Yaphet Kotto, man
Peasant Girls are nowhere to be found
Poorest of the poor
From the middle to the top
everyone's looking elsewhere
There seems to be no Peasant Girls
I wanna marry a nun and settle down
for good this time
you can take everything back
and make yourself happy
I just wanna be Yaphet Kotto
stop asking me questions
Why do you have to look into everything?
There are no Peasant Girls
Unplug Me
God, please
I've finally lost it. It's only a matter of time before you can find me wandering the local shopping center muttering to myself. It's out of my hands.
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
BEE GEES "Holiday"
They desire not your love
They do not wish for attention
You have so many other distractions
Awash with toys you are
Sometimes they cross the line
Between playing and hurting
Sometimes they cannot catch fish
and see your limbs as a square meal
Polar Bear cubs will not wear doileys
You may not put them on a shelf
Next to your comics and things
You cannot ask their parents if the cubs may stay over
They do not speak English
They will chew on you like an uncooked steak
Polar Bear families keep it pure
Polar Bear Cubs want freedom and joy
They do not want your plaster walls
Scratch they will at your television
Bite they will your plastic figurines
Polar Bear Cubs
Don't go to school
Polar Bear Cubs
Never Obey
Polar Bear Cubs
Avoid capture
....have nowhere else to go
PEASANT GIRLS
I wanna marry a nun and settle down
I wanna be Yaphet Kotto, man
Peasant Girls are nowhere to be found
Poorest of the poor
From the middle to the top
everyone's looking elsewhere
There seems to be no Peasant Girls
I wanna marry a nun and settle down
for good this time
you can take everything back
and make yourself happy
I just wanna be Yaphet Kotto
stop asking me questions
Why do you have to look into everything?
There are no Peasant Girls
Unplug Me
God, please
I've finally lost it. It's only a matter of time before you can find me wandering the local shopping center muttering to myself. It's out of my hands.
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
BEE GEES "Holiday"
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
coldenginelogix:
Any man who has the time and and discipline to study the polar bear cub with intense detail...must be talking to himself in the market by now.
kurtz:
i think you and i need to have a "come to jesus" talk........ that what my dad always said before he beat my ass....... dusty+ kurtz= disaster.......