Gringo repellent
frosted almond napalm
truck of lepers
all dressed up with nowhere to go
lockjaw pissant helicopter
helium scent
window dressing
nothing to bark at
cleaning solutions
fruit fucking cocktail
loose drawers and tiger lillies
keep faggin' around, numbnuts
they'll eat your flesh
spend your hard earned money
while you're at a tea party
passin' the buck
prissin' about the pricks
like some kind of peppermint damsel
I'll bet you got some velour panties
why don't you fucking shave
I drank so much my cooler almost caught on fire. What do you expect when you purchase the cheapest Coleman at K-Mart. The poor bastard looked like a Salvador Dali painting. Naturally, I was abducted from the bonfire party and taken home. This always happens to me. I forgot my fire-damaged cooler and my Grey Kangaroo alcohol filtering system. The Grey Kangaroo was left up in Clear Lake Michigan. It finally made its way back to Ohio. Of course, I forgot to pick it up. What am I supposed to do the next time I want to drink a bottle of 151 rum? Oh well, more lyrics.
you water cooler mothefucker
with them Payless shoes
Go-Getter Cancer chains
dog-tagged and pantless
shuckin' and jivin'
while the bodies drop
If there was any justice
they would stack 'em in your pool room
like holocaust pancakes
while you crunch the numbers
frequent flyer miles
designer ties
means to an end
Flim Flam your way to Malayasia
pick up some 13 year old girls
maybe some boys
cocaine in your wisdom tooth
we're all out in the gas shower
takin' in the sights
while your smilin, godless
I love you
I'm workin' security at a Abercrombie & Fitch watering hole. You little TV watchin' fucks better not catch me when I'm sportin' the ephedra. Skull crackin' righteousness!!! I'm not in a bad mood, just a little hung over. Maybe I need some gangster rap.
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Geto Boys "We Can't Be Stopped"
frosted almond napalm
truck of lepers
all dressed up with nowhere to go
lockjaw pissant helicopter
helium scent
window dressing
nothing to bark at
cleaning solutions
fruit fucking cocktail
loose drawers and tiger lillies
keep faggin' around, numbnuts
they'll eat your flesh
spend your hard earned money
while you're at a tea party
passin' the buck
prissin' about the pricks
like some kind of peppermint damsel
I'll bet you got some velour panties
why don't you fucking shave
I drank so much my cooler almost caught on fire. What do you expect when you purchase the cheapest Coleman at K-Mart. The poor bastard looked like a Salvador Dali painting. Naturally, I was abducted from the bonfire party and taken home. This always happens to me. I forgot my fire-damaged cooler and my Grey Kangaroo alcohol filtering system. The Grey Kangaroo was left up in Clear Lake Michigan. It finally made its way back to Ohio. Of course, I forgot to pick it up. What am I supposed to do the next time I want to drink a bottle of 151 rum? Oh well, more lyrics.
you water cooler mothefucker
with them Payless shoes
Go-Getter Cancer chains
dog-tagged and pantless
shuckin' and jivin'
while the bodies drop
If there was any justice
they would stack 'em in your pool room
like holocaust pancakes
while you crunch the numbers
frequent flyer miles
designer ties
means to an end
Flim Flam your way to Malayasia
pick up some 13 year old girls
maybe some boys
cocaine in your wisdom tooth
we're all out in the gas shower
takin' in the sights
while your smilin, godless
I love you
I'm workin' security at a Abercrombie & Fitch watering hole. You little TV watchin' fucks better not catch me when I'm sportin' the ephedra. Skull crackin' righteousness!!! I'm not in a bad mood, just a little hung over. Maybe I need some gangster rap.
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Geto Boys "We Can't Be Stopped"
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Is it Geto Boys? Or GHetTo Boys? I'm square and don't know nothing about nothing.
Submit a picture of yourself and the application will be accepted. I don't care what you look like.
Oh noooo. Run a spell check on your profile, dear. You have nice syntax though and can construct a slightly complicated sentence or two, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
You're from Ohio? Oh, I feel for you. I visited my brother in Oberlin, and Ohio is a sad, barren place.
not to mention the cost of the ticket
and hotel room.
so no can go for me.
its cheap as chips
like 2 bucks i think
but i think it would go through customs
and that could pose some problems.
have fun
*clicks heels three times and says theres no one like jello theres no one like jello theres no one like jello
nope that didnt work.