whiskeyagogo

Pity, Party of One, Part II - god, I love alliteration....

OK - I'm over it - so fucking what, right? In the big scheme of things it's just a damn day. So I wish someone invited me over for turkey....but that didn't happen....whatever. You know what I'm going to hear all week? "Oh, I thought you were going over to so-and-so's...."

And I'm pissed I didn't hear from my bitch mother - not even a card! Why on earth do we want to hear from our parents even when they make us nuts?? Whatever.

So...yeah. I'm good. Yes, I am at home drinking all by myself and it's barely past noon - so what? Bite me if you've got a problem with that. And if you're in the neighborhood, please bring me some turkey and dressing....and cranberry sauce.....and pumpkin pie. Ok. Thanks.

And watch out 2008 - I'm comin' out swinging!