whiskeyagogo

So, I'm currently kind of sloshed on eggnog. I know. Yes, it is early. But I was in the store and all of a sudden it was calling to me from the dairy case. And since Target sells liquor in LA, I knew my old friend Jim Beam - Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey - was a mere five steps away. So, I bought them and now I am drinking them. Ho Ho Ho mutherfuckers!

Ok, so my little trip to the store showcased my pet peeves of the day:

1. People that don't know how to behave at a four-way stop. It's TAKING TURNS people - how hard is that? Don't you fucking learn taking turns in kindergarten???

2. Mother-fucking soccer moms, that park their fucking grocery carts fucking right fucking next to each other and natter on about some bullshit - I imagine the conversation has something to do with where to get Vicodin - totally blocking the aisle from normal shopper traffic. I want to fucking kill them. No - wait - I want to spit on them! Yeah - that's it..............

Other than those minor annoyances that I'm actually in a super mood - Just rubbed one out and everything!