I'm going to this arts center benefit tomorrow with the ever so clever theme of "Party Like a Rock Star". So you're supposed to dress up like a rock star and then party. Get it? Do ya? Huh?
Ok, so I was trying to think of someone to go as that wouldn't require a great amount of costume investment, as I am really broke right now. I was at the beauty shop getting my wig busted and I had an idea. I asked my girls if they could tease me out on Saturday night, nice and big like, so I can do Siouxsie. And they're like:
Who?
And I'm like:
Siouxsie Sioux
Who?
Siouxsie and the Banshees?
Who?
Cities in dust?
Who?
Kiss them for me? (I was hopeful this later career hit might resonate - no such luck)
Who?
She was big in the 80's.
I was born in the 80's. ---------- Me too, says the other one.
Fuck you little bitches.
JK 20-somethings - you know I loooooove y'all!
Ok, so I was trying to think of someone to go as that wouldn't require a great amount of costume investment, as I am really broke right now. I was at the beauty shop getting my wig busted and I had an idea. I asked my girls if they could tease me out on Saturday night, nice and big like, so I can do Siouxsie. And they're like:
Who?
And I'm like:
Siouxsie Sioux
Who?
Siouxsie and the Banshees?
Who?
Cities in dust?
Who?
Kiss them for me? (I was hopeful this later career hit might resonate - no such luck)
Who?
She was big in the 80's.
I was born in the 80's. ---------- Me too, says the other one.
Fuck you little bitches.
JK 20-somethings - you know I loooooove y'all!
That would totally work on you!
Kids these days......
... and I'm now officially old for saying that.