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some funny shit happened last night, i think you might get a kick out of it....

so I'm sitting at home with my girl and this little skinny emo boy comes by with a big fat bottle of Crown Royal, and a big fat broken heart. Boy can't drink. Boy ends up wearing my girl's clothes (including blue sparkly thong panties) Boy passes out (still...
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two words:

emotional baggage

bullshit.

In the past few months I have been an irresponsible litle brat who whines too much. I have been so preoccupied with the idea of leaving that i have neglected almost everything important in my life. I guess you can say that when I woke up this morning, I saw things a little clearer. I realize that at the moment, my life is here, and...
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I must say, tonight has been one good night.

someone met a boy.

someone is smitten.

for now.............

not to mention free food at Denny's! I also saw Muller's long lost twin brother while I was there, 'cept Muller has better shoes.

Must sleep now.

good night.

what's on my mind?
you

whats in my tummy?
marshmallows

what hurts?
my feet

whats on i tunes?
Wilco- Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

whats in my hand?
the whole fucking world, man

whats on my desk?
a tub of vanilla frosting

who needs some love?

i know its gross, but sometimes i like to eat frosting plain out of the can.

I know its annoying, but i like to sing along to almost anything that comes on the stereo.

i can hit really hard for a girl (so don't piss me off)

I love the "hand-crafted, all natural" marshmallows from whole foods, damn, i cant get enough of those things....
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there's real people in the big trucks that you flip off when they get in your road
you get so hacked but you pay no mind to the great big sign that says oversize load
you really think they can go as fast as you in your 87 trans am
they know you're in a terrible rush, theyre going just as fast as they can.

i think that just about wraps it up. dont you think?

i was cleaning out my mom's garage today and what did I find? thats right, my old skateboard from when I was 13! you know what this means, don't you? Trouble (and a few bruises) woo hoo!

you know whhat fucking rocks?

getting a call at about 1130 pm from your mother who is telling you to pick up one her boyfriends from jail. * someone just earned her get out of jail free card. they owe me for this one.

you know what else rocks?

getting called into work on one of your days off. (i guess its just that kind...
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look who cut off all of her hair.

well, maybe not all of it, but a lot!

Time to play.