*brainless journal entry for today:
Sometimes, when I am at work, customers piss me off. Sometimes I want to hurt them, but alas, I never do. I would feel bad if I hurt a stranger. So instead, I like to go to work without wearing any underwear. When people piss me off, I just remind myself that I am not wearing panties and no one...
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Sometimes, when I am at work, customers piss me off. Sometimes I want to hurt them, but alas, I never do. I would feel bad if I hurt a stranger. So instead, I like to go to work without wearing any underwear. When people piss me off, I just remind myself that I am not wearing panties and no one...
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Don't worry, I'm done changing my name for a while.
I think it might rain or storm tonight. The sky is black and the wind is blowing the trees so hard it looks like they might sanp. I love whether like this.
ok, I'm going to be a super cheesey girl for a minute, so excuse me boys.
I found the "cutest" dress for prom....
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I think it might rain or storm tonight. The sky is black and the wind is blowing the trees so hard it looks like they might sanp. I love whether like this.
ok, I'm going to be a super cheesey girl for a minute, so excuse me boys.
I found the "cutest" dress for prom....
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gil:
great new name
great new name
ponyboy_curtis:
don't fuck with the jesus mang.
i don't remember if i ever knew your name before.
or maybe i just forgot to remember?
i'll look for the girl with two dates at prom.
i don't remember if i ever knew your name before.
or maybe i just forgot to remember?
i'll look for the girl with two dates at prom.
So I sit here after a VERY long day at work, Red Hook chillin right nest to the mouse, and I realize life ain't all that bad. So I've been bummed out the last day or two, it was my fault, right? I'm the one who put my heart on my sleeve. I should learn to stop doing that. So many other things are going...
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muller:
Actually it's been renamed to the "michael jackson syndrome"
slightpressureok:
*Peter Pan posterchild*
Thanks for being my friend.
Thanks for being my friend.
I've been totallly bummed the last few days.
someone make me smile
someone make me smile
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keith:
Ok, imagine me saying this in a very effiminate voice, with exaggerated hand motions:
"Turn that frown.. upside down!"
"Turn that frown.. upside down!"
thelastasthmatic:
goregous new pic...
I had an intersting experience the other night. I went out with my mom and her girlfriends. Let's just say it was like a really bad episode of Sex in the City (her words) Nothing is more strange than having your mom buy you drinks all nght. Ok, I take that back, but it was still kinda creepy.
For some reason, driving is extrememly therapeutic...
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For some reason, driving is extrememly therapeutic...
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lowcloud:
I like driving as well, except that now I drive for a living so its kind of lost its lustre. If I had a puppy like your puppy I'd take my puppy on a puppy ride. Cheers.
grayblue:
movies.... and espionage video games where i kill a lot of people without being seen.
ok, so no one wants to tell me a story. I see how it is!
well, hmmph. Its a beautiful day, and I have to leave for work. Work, where I will be stuck inside for 9 hours. Joy. I'm going to go out and get into some trouble tonight. Anyone wanna go?
well, hmmph. Its a beautiful day, and I have to leave for work. Work, where I will be stuck inside for 9 hours. Joy. I'm going to go out and get into some trouble tonight. Anyone wanna go?
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lowcloud:
any gin & tonics this weekend?
punt:
i told you a story....what the hell?
Tell me a story about being a kid.
please
please
punt:
when I was a kid, my neighbor and I ate the mushrooms off of the front lawn, and had to go to the local doctor and get our stomachs pumped or whatever. I remember my parents making me drink soda and jump up and down to try and get me to vomit....we were like 5 or 6. I can't stand mushrooms to this day. Well, unless they make me see funny...I'll mak an exception.
Where ya been?
Where ya been?
slightpressureok:
I only learned to tie my own shoes after Lynn Schulenberger (we were both 4 years old at the time) taught me how to do it with "bunny ears."
We were going to get married. You know how that goes when you're 4....
We were going to get married. You know how that goes when you're 4....
BOOM!
Fucking A! What an interesting night. Sometimes you just gotta get out and do stupid shit, right? Lets see, here's what I remember...
1. Drinking a whole lotta Guiness
2. Seeing old faces from high school (i hate that)
3. Dancing on the pool tables (d'oh!)
4. Drinking a whole lotta red hook
5. Smacking a co-workers ass (that's just trouble)
6. no toliet seats...
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1. Drinking a whole lotta Guiness
2. Seeing old faces from high school (i hate that)
3. Dancing on the pool tables (d'oh!)
4. Drinking a whole lotta red hook
5. Smacking a co-workers ass (that's just trouble)
6. no toliet seats...
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slightpressureok:
Here's the actual story:
1. It was only *4* pints, but they were free and you hadn't eaten since breakfast
2. We were watching a DVD of "The Breakfast Club"
3. Despite being coaxed off the green felt repeatedly by concerned friends
4. No finer beer on earth
5. *OUCH* And I don't work with you....
6. You need to put the seat down first, my love
7. I've taken to travelling in a stretch XJ-6
I took your beer-soaked shoes off, tucked you carefully under the covers and assigned an adorable pit bull as overnight guardian.
1. It was only *4* pints, but they were free and you hadn't eaten since breakfast
2. We were watching a DVD of "The Breakfast Club"
3. Despite being coaxed off the green felt repeatedly by concerned friends
4. No finer beer on earth
5. *OUCH* And I don't work with you....
6. You need to put the seat down first, my love
7. I've taken to travelling in a stretch XJ-6
I took your beer-soaked shoes off, tucked you carefully under the covers and assigned an adorable pit bull as overnight guardian.
zombiehead2:
hey you changed your name again...found you by accident. again...
sounds like an interesting night...letting loose is good sometimes.
i really need a night like that...to forget the world for awhile...
anyways, hello...brooke.
sounds like an interesting night...letting loose is good sometimes.
i really need a night like that...to forget the world for awhile...
anyways, hello...brooke.
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fuji:
i am a moon monster
tanar:
damn, wouldn't come up for me
what's up Lady?
what's up Lady?
I'm shrinking!
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slightpressureok:
Okay, were on for a fetch a trois!
kid_607_evil_ins:
re. your last entry
Yeah, I think people on here care 8too* much about all our shit...in an empty kind of way.
"My Favorite Things" came on at Borders the other day while I was drinking an iced chai and reading magazines...it ook a couple of minutes for me to stop grooving -- the stares made me stop.
Yeah, I think people on here care 8too* much about all our shit...in an empty kind of way.
"My Favorite Things" came on at Borders the other day while I was drinking an iced chai and reading magazines...it ook a couple of minutes for me to stop grooving -- the stares made me stop.
i could sit here and write the same old random, pointless, meaningless bullshit that I usually write, but why waste your time?
I know you don't give a shit about my job, my dog, my dreams, my problems, my triumphs or my anything for that matter!
so instead, tell me something about you, something interesting. I'm curious
I know you don't give a shit about my job, my dog, my dreams, my problems, my triumphs or my anything for that matter!
so instead, tell me something about you, something interesting. I'm curious
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yipple:
i had a nice month-long vacation in a psych ward when i was a teen. while there i realized that anyone with freshman-level psych knowledge can rule the ward and that beautiful, compassionate nurses are painfully rare (i had one during my stay...i was oh so lucky).
tanar:
Hey, I give a shit about your anythings (job, dreams, probs).
I miss chatting with you.
I miss chatting with you.
Maybe i just need to take in some whiskey.