I went to CO to tow a trailer home for Pops, also fetched Norvin down from the mountain. Nice to have him home, I hope he's not too disappointed about the smaller yard. Actually I need to fence in the yard, and quick. I'm good at procrastination, especially when there are FUN things to do instead. I attended my Niece's first birthday party, which shall henceforth be referred to as BabyPallooza 1.
Now that's a whole lot of kids. As you would expect, the pit was pretty happening:
I keep telling them that there's money to be made farming this kid out for baby commercials, but they're all hung up with "principles" and responsible parenting and shit:
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Now that's a whole lot of kids. As you would expect, the pit was pretty happening:
I keep telling them that there's money to be made farming this kid out for baby commercials, but they're all hung up with "principles" and responsible parenting and shit:
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What's weird is now they're adults and I wasn't there and didn't get the chance to deal with their growing up gradually. Having serious conversations with them, I dunno know if I can handle it yet. Booze will either help a lot or make it even weirder. The older ones are into gambling, and given a year or two they'll have enough to come out here. Or find me on this web site.