It's deer season.
Every fucking chuckle head and yokel will pile into their Ford F150 and head into the woods. Their crooked toothed children will carry with them bags of ammo, covered head to toe in camouflage. They'll set up their tree stands and perch themselves high. They'll wait for some hideous looking over grown horned rat to appear through the brush. They'll pull the...
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Every fucking chuckle head and yokel will pile into their Ford F150 and head into the woods. Their crooked toothed children will carry with them bags of ammo, covered head to toe in camouflage. They'll set up their tree stands and perch themselves high. They'll wait for some hideous looking over grown horned rat to appear through the brush. They'll pull the...
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Alive
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panther289:
Stopped by to wish you a Happy Birthday. 
coffeelove:
*lick*
Oh and happy birthday
Oh and happy birthday
Listen to while doing manly things, ie. rebuilding engines, moving furniture
Listen to after you've been cut off at the bar, because you weren't making an ass out of yourself.
Listen to on Wendsday to remind yourself you'll be working Saturday.
Listen to while cleaning your house. Remember, "out of sight, out of..."
rivera:
what should i listen to while i masturbate?
velvet_petal:
The suggestions are very helpful.
They will rely on the idea that because we are simple people, that we also simpletons.
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coffeelove:
Sleep trumps pretty much everything.
Sleep is pure win
Sleep is pure win
coffeelove:
You stopped offering me cigarettes so I had to quit smoking.
And the state of the world should quit fucking around with my highly personal anxiety goddammit
And the state of the world should quit fucking around with my highly personal anxiety goddammit
Cursing is out and corndogs are in.
foolish_hyena:
Good to know
if you can remember what you did last night
sammarie:
an amazing song.
rivera:
why isnt that midgit from lost in this video?
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velvet_petal:
Dang. Your crew does sound big and burly. They also sound like thet really respect you. (Delayed reaction to the previous post.) Hopefully the new guy doesn't prove too irritating.
The cello, it just didn't gain the notoriety of the guitar. Due in part to it's large size and John Cougar Mellencamp's resistance to carry one on his back. Cause' the cello ain't gonna get you laid.
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velvet_petal:
but a ukelele is a surefire winner.
rivera:
needs more wiggers in wheat fields. 
People tend, atleast in my opinion, to fuck up the simplest of things. For instance, people listen to songs wrong. The best way I can relate it, is like listening to an audio book. That's fucking up a book.
Way to go, assholes.
Way to go, assholes.
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issue_:
i'm really tempted to say those exact words.
rivera:
dude, how the fuck do i piss off more people than you?
heh.
heh.
Thanksgiving 2010
Someone once said that friends are god's way of making up for family. I don't know if that's true since most of my friends piss me on a daily basis, whilst my family only pisses me off during the holidays. Though I do believe they make up for lost time.
I arrive at my father's house at 11:15 after driving past the local...
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Someone once said that friends are god's way of making up for family. I don't know if that's true since most of my friends piss me on a daily basis, whilst my family only pisses me off during the holidays. Though I do believe they make up for lost time.
I arrive at my father's house at 11:15 after driving past the local...
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rivera:
You should hook me up with that hot 21 year old cousin of yours.
velvet_petal:
Bandana dog!
Will it be this way next year and the year after?
Will it be this way next year and the year after?
#5 is classic.