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It's deer season.

Every fucking chuckle head and yokel will pile into their Ford F150 and head into the woods. Their crooked toothed children will carry with them bags of ammo, covered head to toe in camouflage. They'll set up their tree stands and perch themselves high. They'll wait for some hideous looking over grown horned rat to appear through the brush. They'll pull the trigger on their guns and they'll gasp in elation when the thing drops dead. Back at camp they'll raise their Busch light high above their heads and consume in excess, waiting for the weakest to fall victim to alcohol poisoning, at which point the sodomy will commence.

Every year it's the same fucking thing. No I don't want to go hunting with you. List of reasons why your hobby sucks.

1. It's cold outside, dude.
2. If i was meant to live in trees I'd still have a tail.
3. Your kids are fucking spoiled brats
4. Deer tastes like crow
5. If I wanted the "high" feeling of shooting an animal dead, I'd shoot a person. Gotta be better than blow.
6. I have to cut it from asshole to sternum? You're fucking kidding me.