heres a story.
I work with Ritchie. he looks very much like Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hazard...
...he even wears the bibs. Ritchie was in the U.S Navy during the early 80's, he has plenty of stories which he reminisces about frequently. when Ritchie tells a story, he get's excited; so much so that you'd be hard pressed to shut him the fuck up. all of Ritchie's storys are about girls. I thought "i like girls" and i had a listen. his eyes grow big and he smirks.
The Phillipines
you wouldn't believe how soft "those brown women" are. apparently, or atleast, according to Ritchie, their skin is as smooth as a baby's. I believe he was refering to their vaginas....but i didn't bother to ask. " I'd walk into bar and there would be these women alllllll around, each of them had a number. you'd go up to the bartender, lay out two dollars and tell him what number you wanted. after that, they were yours until 8 the next morning. i usually only had them for about 20 minutes and then i went and got another one. these girls were baaaaaad, you could set down a stack of coins 10 high ontop of your beer bottle, they'd bend down and pick them up with their pussy. then they'd drop them out, one at a time. that's how tight they were. i got this one girl, about 4 foot 9 inches, smmooooooth. i banged her out, rolled over and she started complaining about how her teeth hurt. i asked her how much it costs to get them fixed, she gave me the number and it equaled about 20 dollars. i said fuck, i'll give you that. i had her for the rest of the week."
Mexico
Ritchie doesn't falter for a second segwaying into another whore which he bought, he doesn't remember their names, all he remembers is what bar he met them at. " then there was this Mexican girl. i saw her put a pencil in her pussy and snap it in half, thats how tight she was. i wasn't off the dock 5 minutes when i met her. i paid 5 dollars for this girl and i kept her for 5 days. i'd wake up and she'd have breakfast ready, after we ate he'd suck my dick. i'd go sit on her couch and she'd bring me beer and i'd watch t.v while she cleaned her house. at lunch she'd take me into her bedroom and we'd bang, then she'd make me lunch. when i ran out of beer i'd give her a 20 and she'd go get groceries for a week and more beer. then she'd cook me dinner and we'd fuck. this went on for 5 days, i felt like a damn king."
Australia
Ritchie was on his way to Australia one day when orders changed and he the ship was forced to deviate it's course. that didn't stop him from telling stories. according to Ritchie, Australia was were it was at. "i heard stories and it sounded like a wild place. the boys would dock the ship, take off their hats and throw them down to a girl. the girls would come aboard the ship with the sailors hat and ask around until they found him. these girls were no whores, they had sports cars and money of their own, they just wanted to have fun. you could leave dock with 5 dollars and come back in a week with 4." Ritchie's eyes lower as if he's remembering a long lost friend "boy i wish i'd gone to Australia".
all in all, Ritchie claims to have fucked nearly 30 whores. i began to wonder which of the many std's Ritchie has, i made a note never to share a milkshake with him.
I work with Ritchie. he looks very much like Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hazard...
...he even wears the bibs. Ritchie was in the U.S Navy during the early 80's, he has plenty of stories which he reminisces about frequently. when Ritchie tells a story, he get's excited; so much so that you'd be hard pressed to shut him the fuck up. all of Ritchie's storys are about girls. I thought "i like girls" and i had a listen. his eyes grow big and he smirks.
The Phillipines
you wouldn't believe how soft "those brown women" are. apparently, or atleast, according to Ritchie, their skin is as smooth as a baby's. I believe he was refering to their vaginas....but i didn't bother to ask. " I'd walk into bar and there would be these women alllllll around, each of them had a number. you'd go up to the bartender, lay out two dollars and tell him what number you wanted. after that, they were yours until 8 the next morning. i usually only had them for about 20 minutes and then i went and got another one. these girls were baaaaaad, you could set down a stack of coins 10 high ontop of your beer bottle, they'd bend down and pick them up with their pussy. then they'd drop them out, one at a time. that's how tight they were. i got this one girl, about 4 foot 9 inches, smmooooooth. i banged her out, rolled over and she started complaining about how her teeth hurt. i asked her how much it costs to get them fixed, she gave me the number and it equaled about 20 dollars. i said fuck, i'll give you that. i had her for the rest of the week."
Mexico
Ritchie doesn't falter for a second segwaying into another whore which he bought, he doesn't remember their names, all he remembers is what bar he met them at. " then there was this Mexican girl. i saw her put a pencil in her pussy and snap it in half, thats how tight she was. i wasn't off the dock 5 minutes when i met her. i paid 5 dollars for this girl and i kept her for 5 days. i'd wake up and she'd have breakfast ready, after we ate he'd suck my dick. i'd go sit on her couch and she'd bring me beer and i'd watch t.v while she cleaned her house. at lunch she'd take me into her bedroom and we'd bang, then she'd make me lunch. when i ran out of beer i'd give her a 20 and she'd go get groceries for a week and more beer. then she'd cook me dinner and we'd fuck. this went on for 5 days, i felt like a damn king."
Australia
Ritchie was on his way to Australia one day when orders changed and he the ship was forced to deviate it's course. that didn't stop him from telling stories. according to Ritchie, Australia was were it was at. "i heard stories and it sounded like a wild place. the boys would dock the ship, take off their hats and throw them down to a girl. the girls would come aboard the ship with the sailors hat and ask around until they found him. these girls were no whores, they had sports cars and money of their own, they just wanted to have fun. you could leave dock with 5 dollars and come back in a week with 4." Ritchie's eyes lower as if he's remembering a long lost friend "boy i wish i'd gone to Australia".
all in all, Ritchie claims to have fucked nearly 30 whores. i began to wonder which of the many std's Ritchie has, i made a note never to share a milkshake with him.
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whatswrong said:
The Phillipines
you wouldn't believe how soft "those brown women" are. apparently, or atleast, according to Ritchie, their skin is as smooth as a baby's. I believe he was refering to their vaginas....but i didn't bother to ask. " I'd walk into bar and there would be these women alllllll around, each of them had a number. you'd go up to the bartender, lay out two dollars and tell him what number you wanted. after that, they were yours until 8 the next morning. i usually only had them for about 20 minutes and then i went and got another one. these girls were baaaaaad, you could set down a stack of coins 10 high ontop of your beer bottle, they'd bend down and pick them up with their pussy. then they'd drop them out, one at a time. that's how tight they were. i got this one girl, about 4 foot 9 inches, smmooooooth. i banged her out, rolled over and she started complaining about how her teeth hurt. i asked her how much it costs to get them fixed, she gave me the number and it equaled about 20 dollars. i said fuck, i'll give you that. i had her for the rest of the week."
i was in the phillipines last october. this shit is so true. i swear to god, every woman in the phillipines is a prostitute and every man is a pimp trying to sell you his woman.
and its so fucking cheap. 10 U.S. dollars is like 100 phillipino dollars.
good times, bro. good times.
"....each of them had a number. You'd go up to the bartender, lay out two dollars and tell him what number you wanted."
I didn't see that bit before, but the number thing makes it all the more sad somehow.