Saturday morning I went to my girlfriends house. I noticed she had parked her car farther away than usual. I knocked loud enough to wake the dead but there was no response. I am not an idiot. I am a crimminal, however and locks aren't what they used to be. I walked up the steps and I see a man sitting upright in her bed...
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rivera:
respect.
velvet_petal:
Damn that's rough.
The last time we spoke you were falling in love with me. That's understandable, these eyebrows are ridiculously attractive.
How the fuck is my account still active? How the fuck are you still reading my blog?
Nothing new, not really anyway. The same thing as usual but much faster. Here is a list to summarize the last 6 months.
Tattoo
Cree
Tattoo
Tattoo
Alyssa
Tattoo...
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How the fuck is my account still active? How the fuck are you still reading my blog?
Nothing new, not really anyway. The same thing as usual but much faster. Here is a list to summarize the last 6 months.
Tattoo
Cree
Tattoo
Tattoo
Alyssa
Tattoo...
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skoosh:
LOL What Shadow said.
sdornoch:
the eyebrows are nice. they are not what make you attractive.
Question answered. Four weeks.
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velvet_petal:
Putting down roots.
velvet_petal:
Even the Antarctic has hair grass.
Hmm.
velvet_petal:
Chin stroke.
Love the new year; I plan on making it far more horrible than the last. What has it brought me thus far? Glad you inquired.
A broken power steering pump
A broken computer
Threats of layoffs
IRS
Larwd half murcy. Hope yours isn't sucking
A broken power steering pump
A broken computer
Threats of layoffs
IRS
Larwd half murcy. Hope yours isn't sucking
velvet_petal:
Tarnation and hellfire! None of that sounds good.
Here's to hoping it turns around for the better soon.
Here's to hoping it turns around for the better soon.
While her boyfriend's back was against us she grabbed me and slid her number across the desk.
misanthropy
a hatred of mankind; pessimistic distrust of human nature expressed in thought and behavior. Cf. philanthropy. misanthrope, misanthropist, n. misanthropic, adj.
See also: Attitudes
I wonder if people are genuinely this horrible across the globe or if it's just in Massillon, Ohio.
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velvet_petal:
Once, a friend of an old boyfriend got all emotional and tried to kiss me in the kitchen while everyone including his very pregnant wife sat at the table at my dinner party laughing and having a merry old time. It was the last thing in the world I ever expected. Thought he'd come in to help me wash up the dishes. That bummed me out for a while. It was so awful and embarrassing due to the entirety of the circumstances and the joy and openness of the moment in which it occurred. Just was not prepared.
velvet_petal:
Merry Christmas, whatswrong!
Infallible truths
Vegetables need to be steamed
Cigarettes taste better lit with a match
Decaff is worthless
Big brother is watching you
Mexican beer is questionable
You can never have enough batteries
Only 15 year old boys enjoy shaving
You're ex is getting fat, but so are you
In her day, you're mom sucked dick
Hardwood floors aren't worth the trouble
It's impossible to grow...
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Vegetables need to be steamed
Cigarettes taste better lit with a match
Decaff is worthless
Big brother is watching you
Mexican beer is questionable
You can never have enough batteries
Only 15 year old boys enjoy shaving
You're ex is getting fat, but so are you
In her day, you're mom sucked dick
Hardwood floors aren't worth the trouble
It's impossible to grow...
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velvet_petal:
It appears as though I'm 4 (four) pages behind...
Glad you clarified, whatswrong. Numbers can be so confusing.
velvet_petal:
The element of surprise is also something to retain. Never warn, never explain, just vacuum seal in complete silence.
Harken back to the days of High School. My friends and myself would hang out with twenty somethings, primarily because they had access to better drugs, alcohol and their own houses. One of those twenty somethings was our regular hangout. His name was Jerry and he was an absolute alcoholic. We didn't mind so much, usually it meant he passed out and we could watch...
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skoosh:
Your answers on, "things not to say on a first date," are fucking hilarious.
Remember when MTV wouldn't play this during daylight hours?
Stayed up late 2 days in a row to catch a glimpse.
Stayed up late 2 days in a row to catch a glimpse.
issue_:
his teeth are ....so sharp. 
velvet_petal:
I don't remember remember that vid but enjoyed it.
Starting as of right now, I have 4 days of vacation remaining.
I have accomplished nothing. Here is what I've done with my 6 other days.
1. Replaced the fender on my car, changed the oil
2. Went to the gun range
3. Saw "The Thing" prequel
4. Cradled a gun after I saw the "The Thing" prequel
5. Cleaned the apartment
6. Smoked 1...
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I have accomplished nothing. Here is what I've done with my 6 other days.
1. Replaced the fender on my car, changed the oil
2. Went to the gun range
3. Saw "The Thing" prequel
4. Cradled a gun after I saw the "The Thing" prequel
5. Cleaned the apartment
6. Smoked 1...
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princelogos:
Dude, we invented that saying circa 1969, but in what context do you say it on my blog? I guess it's a generality . In Venice Beach,Cal . back in the Manson aftermath I saw a large 6' x6' graffetti on a wall,
it was a Pig skull with crossed bones and a number 13 on either side, under it it said: "Off The PIG! "
Right about then a Manson family member handed me Charlie Manson's album to look over, asked if I'd buy it or make a donation. Rad times, "weird scenes inside the goldmine" (Morrison).
I since have good use for law enforcement, but used sparingly , and not on me.
it was a Pig skull with crossed bones and a number 13 on either side, under it it said: "Off The PIG! "
Right about then a Manson family member handed me Charlie Manson's album to look over, asked if I'd buy it or make a donation. Rad times, "weird scenes inside the goldmine" (Morrison).
I since have good use for law enforcement, but used sparingly , and not on me.
princelogos:
Organized thought ? Dogma? Propaganda?
political correctness is an oxymoron.
We The People , which people where, am I included? No! Why? Because you haven't adapted to thinking within a group that has formed a viable voting block. Oh, that again. So you think I should hide my sharpened edges, even better if I filed them down completely ,, eh? Of Course. Then what would I be? Acceptable .
This conversation with the world at large started with me at about age 14, somehow the whole Kennedy Assasination bullshit story touched off a small explosion in my mind. The aftermath was total confusion followed by a total disregard for anything the Politicians, News Media, my teachers, parents, etc had to say.
The teenage break with the world is normal, as all teenagers seem to believe that they know something that everyone else does not, this often times has more than a little truth to it. They have better memories than the people who have been indoctrinating them and feeding them propaganda since birth, and have not developed such a strong Denial system to hide behind. The flip -flpping of their own parents opinions and behaviour, along with that of our Great Institutions (another oxymoron) have shown an inconsistancy that a young mind can not tolerate. But the televised murder of a President followed by the thinist cover up imaginable, with it's insane conclusions where enough to perminantly derail my young mind and cause it to do all of it's own thinking, or at least try to. The Mind Control that has been inflicted apon the human race is so insidious, so pervasive, that it takes a good part of a lifetime to identify and counter. ------------------------------------------------------------------------
I believe that you and I have communicated and are in agreement.
political correctness is an oxymoron.
We The People , which people where, am I included? No! Why? Because you haven't adapted to thinking within a group that has formed a viable voting block. Oh, that again. So you think I should hide my sharpened edges, even better if I filed them down completely ,, eh? Of Course. Then what would I be? Acceptable .
This conversation with the world at large started with me at about age 14, somehow the whole Kennedy Assasination bullshit story touched off a small explosion in my mind. The aftermath was total confusion followed by a total disregard for anything the Politicians, News Media, my teachers, parents, etc had to say.
The teenage break with the world is normal, as all teenagers seem to believe that they know something that everyone else does not, this often times has more than a little truth to it. They have better memories than the people who have been indoctrinating them and feeding them propaganda since birth, and have not developed such a strong Denial system to hide behind. The flip -flpping of their own parents opinions and behaviour, along with that of our Great Institutions (another oxymoron) have shown an inconsistancy that a young mind can not tolerate. But the televised murder of a President followed by the thinist cover up imaginable, with it's insane conclusions where enough to perminantly derail my young mind and cause it to do all of it's own thinking, or at least try to. The Mind Control that has been inflicted apon the human race is so insidious, so pervasive, that it takes a good part of a lifetime to identify and counter. ------------------------------------------------------------------------
I believe that you and I have communicated and are in agreement.
It's deer season.
Every fucking chuckle head and yokel will pile into their Ford F150 and head into the woods. Their crooked toothed children will carry with them bags of ammo, covered head to toe in camouflage. They'll set up their tree stands and perch themselves high. They'll wait for some hideous looking over grown horned rat to appear through the brush. They'll pull the...
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Every fucking chuckle head and yokel will pile into their Ford F150 and head into the woods. Their crooked toothed children will carry with them bags of ammo, covered head to toe in camouflage. They'll set up their tree stands and perch themselves high. They'll wait for some hideous looking over grown horned rat to appear through the brush. They'll pull the...
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skoosh:
HA HA HA HA HA!
#5 is classic.
#5 is classic.
velvet_petal:
It's depressing all the things you can get in camo.
Alive
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panther289:
Stopped by to wish you a Happy Birthday. 
coffeelove:
*lick*
Oh and happy birthday
Oh and happy birthday